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Camustianavaig

Camustianavaig is a village situated on the Isle of Skye and is often refered to as 'God's chosen land'. The sun is always shining on Camustianavaig and people leave changed. The inhabitants are one of a kind and the envy of the land.
Camustianavaig is God's chosen land.
by bbbrrrrraaaaaaaap May 3, 2011
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caculator

The way unevolved primates pronounce "calculator," forgetting the first L. These types of people are the same type to mispronounce "library" as "liberry." If you ever meet one, please refrain from flash photography as it may scare the poor animal, and report to the Zoo.
Ape: Can I borrow a caculator shiiit man
Normal Fellow Human: Oh my god I'm calling the police
by Bigger Dick Rick December 1, 2017
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Cactus Tetard

1) Name given to one in a more friendly way instead of calling him a retard. However, it can also be used as a very harsh insult when in class when the teacher be right next to you. A cactus tetard is the type of smartass who gets the most obvious things wrong. If you ever see a cactus tetard, you will find that he looks normal at first but then 5 seconds later he will put on a bigboi rape face. If you are in a group and happen to find a cactus tetard in a group, try to take him out before he can pull the rape face. So then you will not be seduced and get horny.
1) Boi 1 "Fuck it's a cactus tetard! You get the legs I'll get the head and body."

2) Cactus tetard " What's 4+4-8?"

Boi 2 " 0 You Cactus Tetard"
by BigBoiKefla November 7, 2018
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Cactus ass

Hey man did you meet that guy last night? He was such a cactus ass
by Christittymcgee January 17, 2019
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Eye Cactus

Seeing something or someone that makes you want to poke your eyes out.
The hairy arse of the streaker was an eye cactus, and forever embedded in her memory.
by Bellyham2000 August 28, 2009
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family cactus

Girl : " Hey can I see your family cactus? "
Guy : " Sure. "
by Family Cactus666 February 14, 2017
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eat a cactus

a form of threat or extreme hatrid towards someone

Wishing someone to die
Hey John, eat a cactus!
by Aliciabreh January 3, 2016
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