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Melon Cake 

Melon Cake is a term used by Demi Lovato. Demi’s management team would give her watermelon cake on her birthday to keep her skinny instead of sugary real cake.
“No more melon cake” But don’t get me started on what “chocolate in the back seat” could only mean.
Melon Cake by Matty_B_69 August 29, 2021

Three milk cake 

When three men of different races cum on one girl at the same time.
Guy-"What happened last night man?"
Other guy-"I made a three milk cake with dave and tim"
Guy-"Shit man you had fun!"

Icing the urinal cake 

I ran out of bills at the strip club, so I was down to icing the urinal cake in their bathroom.

Shake before the cake 

Dumb guy at the bar he's going to take it to far. Gotta give him a shake before he eats the cake and makes the biggest mistake, of his life and takes a wife. He wants to get married, I'd rather be buried.
That guy is so clueless he needs a shake before the cake.

chocolate cherry cheese cake

A girl that has diarrhea while on her period with a yeast infection
My girl has some chocolate cherry cheese cake if your hungry
Fun loving person that is always willing to pick a fight for her friend she doesn’t give a shit what anyone else thinks and she loves her boyfriend. Even though she hates her two sided bitches of friends she will keep them forever
Bro did u see that caedence she totally kissed her boyfriend and then her mum caught her but she didn’t give a flying fuck