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Free Britney Spears

Conservatorship isn't slavery, and is nothing like slavery, there's no legitimate comparison between conservatorship and slavery. All these people making time to protest for Britney Spears have families, jobs, and lives, yet they are all focusing their time and energy on one person, which is silly. There are a lot of problems in the world to focus on just one person that much. There's a point where you've supported someone enough already through CD and ticket sales, and you let them try to stand on their own two feet and learn to walk their own walk, instead of always trying to be there and do their walking for them. Let them take their baby steps and you don't have to bring cameras and broadcast every step, giving the baby more attention than any one person should ever get in a lifetime over something silly.
Britney Spears is not a slave and Britney Spears is not in prison, so Free Britney Spears from what exactly? A bad decision she made in the past? Her fans didn't make the decision, why are they responsible for getting her out of her own mess?
by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021
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dining Britney

Eating copious amounts of fried food. A nod to southern pop princess Britney Spears' culinary choices.
We're dining Britney at Applebee's tonight.
by eratta January 30, 2012
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a-britney

To stimulate oneself while your shirt is tied in a Britney spears 'hit me baby' knot.
Dude : Thank god i was doing a-britney and not a-miley as my house mates came home mid flow.

Guy: Pheww , altho if you can't undo the knot in time i think it looks worse.
by chrysalis90 May 13, 2016
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straw britney

its actually strawberry, but autocorrecting fuckin ur shit up
Ocean: wait guys im eating straw britneys
Ocean: HOLY SHIT I MEANT strawberries
by meme4567e36 October 27, 2017
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(A) Britney

(A) Britney
Person 1: Hey, can I buy a spear?
Person 2: If you get a Britney this week you save $50.
Person 1: I'll do that then, I could do with more than one anyway.
by 125ark August 16, 2020
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Mama Britney

Pj was in his room and saw this random stranger. He said, "Who are you?"
The Stranger responded with, "I'm Mama Britney and I'm here to help you!"
by Wash_withsoap August 28, 2021
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Reverse Britney

When a guy goes through a mental breakdown and/or breakup and, instead of shaving his head like 2007 Britney, he grows his hair out — usually resulting in a patchy beard or a wispy, unsettling moustache that screams “I’m fine” but clearly isn’t.
Ever since Jenna left, Kyle’s been rocking that creepy little moustache and talking about moving to a cabin alone. Total reverse Britney.”
by That biker dooooode October 26, 2025
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