bible humping

The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.

Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.

Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.

Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

brigle

driving in the middle of the road or swerving

ray: "Did you see him?!"
chris: "Yeah he's pulling a brigle!"
ray: "He must be texting..."

by rayxo February 16, 2009

Brileigh

The most tiny but kawaii girl in the whole universe!! She has a great personality, but even better looks. You'd regret not cuffing her because she is so great:)) I really wish I could get me a Brileigh.

Guy 1: Did you hear brileigh is single?
Guy 2: Omg really? That wont last long tho. Shes just so devine.

by Brilieghlover12 April 14, 2019

that's his bible

that is his rule book, code or main reference

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

Super Smash Bible Brawl

An event where two or more born-again Christians (or others of similar spiritual persuasion) engage in a heated argument which either centers around, or relies heavily on, Scripture as a source of authority. Such an argument is distinguished by poor speaking and debate skills.

Since both parties believe they are right, neither will persuade the other, but the result is either quite entertaining or dangerous for bystanders.

(The following is excerpted from an online argument between one of my friends, and some of his other associates. The subject of the original post is irrelevant, because, as with most Super Smash Bible Brawls, the parties involved ended up straying far from the topic.)

First commenter: We are to obey the laws, no discrepancy. Render to Caesar what is Caesars and Romans 13 are what you need to read. The wonderful Levitical passage you cited is for a Theocratic society. I would love to live in a kingdom ruled by God and I will one day, but this earth is not the place for that right now. The Levitical punishment forhomosexuality goes far beyond what the New Testament teaches. Jeremiah taught that one day we will have a New Covenant, where the law will be on our hearts and not need the Old Covenant. That is what the death of Jesus brought us. We are no longer under the law but grace. This grace that Jesus offers is no respecter of race, culture or gender. It is the greatest freedom producing spirit the world has ever known. Sin kills freedom. The legitemacy of homosexual unions has always been the death knell of great countries. Read Romans 1, it describes our arrogance and situation perfectly.

Second commenter: I love the Bible, I love Jesus, so much so that I read on to Romans 2 and found this following.

(Quoted bible verse)

Its not saying keep your opinions to yourself, but work towards your own salvation seems to be the gist of what paul is saying here.

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by KamikazeSpider April 30, 2010

Use Your Bible and Your Brain

The advice preached by some fringe American pastors to their congregations with regard to mask wearing and vaccination, who claim that Covid-19 is a “fake pandemic” and that they themselves would not take a vaccine—and that Donald J. Trump won the 2020 presidential election by a landslide, who would be re-elected as the President of the United States, be it in 2020, 2024, 2028, or even later (after serving his reduced jail sentence, commuted by the President of the day).

A conservative pastor from Tennessee, who is probably scientifically challenged, told his faithful uncritical church members: “Don’t trust the fake media, but use your Bible and your brain to decide whether you want to wear a mask or get vaccinated.”

by MathPlus December 11, 2020

The bible

A fiction story that fools believe

The bible should be moved into fiction, all in favor?

by dr evil 2 March 29, 2007