Cock blocked

When a total dick of a president is rejected by a federal judge for his ridiculous executive orders over and over again.

"Mr Trump.... Your travel ban has been blocked... You cock! ". Damn, you've been cock blocked!

by Findamonium March 16, 2017

dan blocker

an ex boyrfiend or brother of a girl who prevents another man from seeing her. the name was coined from the TV star Dan Blocker who acted on Bonanza, a western series, its a pupular term used on some caribbean islands especially Trinidad

harry behaving like Dan Blocker, he told his sister that i was jailed for child molestation and i should'nt see her

by anthony boodan junior August 25, 2008

Female cock blocker

A female friend who intentionally or unintentionally prevents a Lad from obtaining a rash bash!

Sam had a guaranteed rash bash untill his friend Hannah who's a complete female cock blocker ruined it!

by king rash bash December 30, 2011

blocks

A term used by motorcycle stunt riders to define how long they can hold a trick for

That guy wheelied for blox and blox!!!!

by Dlish July 19, 2005

cock blocked

Preventing some unsuspecting moron from getting laid one night, or possible ever.

A kid walking with some chick in a parking lot gets soda thrown all over him by people driving by in a car. Therefore, he isn't getting any of that pussy that night. Or ever.

by Big Boss March 19, 2005

cock blocked

when you're talking up a bitch and a male friend of hers or yours comes into the conversation.

I was just about to close the deal with her and some Dick comes over and cock blocked me.

by Joe Bru October 18, 2006

Thumb Blocked

When you stroke your thumb on your handheld touch device but it doesn't register because you are wearing gloves.

Why isn't my iPhone working! I can't believe I spent all this money on this piece of junk! Screw you Apple!

Dude you're thumb blocked. Take off your gloves dumba$$.

by Kt-Mack February 13, 2010