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Electric Blanket

When a man has a vibrating dildo inserted into his anus, and lies upon a woman and has anal sex with her. Thus she receives the transmissions from the dildo in the mans ass, rendering her in a state of orgasmic ecstacy.
J : Last night i gave my girfriend an electric blanket.
M: Dude didn't that hurt you?
J: Yeah but she loved it.
by ElectricFuton February 21, 2010
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Blake Babineau

A person who is amazing at the sport of ice hockey. He is charming and a good friend. On that you would want to have on your side in a fight. Not the best looking guy, but still is accepted as one of those bad-ass guys that can make something worth while.
Blake Babineau helped me in a hockey fight....we won.
by oh-my-god-the-children April 28, 2011
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Serious Blake

I hear Blake is being pretty serious tonight, after all, he is fucking Serious Blake.
by Xeonith October 14, 2008
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Shit Blanket

Much like the blankets held out by firemen to catch people jumping out of buildings on fire, a shit blanket is there to help catch the shit falling out of your ring of fire (butt hole), and reduce the effect of splashback.

This is done by throwing a few sheets of paper down to lay on the surface of the water. Some people like to take this too far, and instead put half the roll of paper down the toilet turning the shit blanket into more of a shit cushion.
Leroy: "Hey Bob, I've taught myself to shit before I piss so the splashback isn't so bad."

Bob: "Well gee Leroy, you could have just put down a shit blanket first."

Leroy: "I'm saving tree's yo."
by panda4king January 2, 2011
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Beef Blanket

When a girl has been sexually overused vaginally and/or when the labia minora, the "beef" or "lips" of the female genitals, is completely external to the point where one could wrap objects or herself in.
guy 1: Hey, did you see that girl in math class? guy 2: You mean the blond with the short skirt? oh, dude! I totally hit that!!
guy 1: I'm sure you did! The girls a total slut. Every time she takes a step, her beef blanket claps harder than a def audience.
by 1om3n8 February 2, 2012
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Blake

Blake Blake Blake, your so basic
by Tiny Terry :) January 1, 2020
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Blake

BLAKE HAS A SEXY COCK
by BIG COCK BLAKE November 5, 2020
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