Whils having sex, you try to slip you man meat into your partner's back door. She quickly replies with slapping at your hands and love muscle. She also goes ett ehh ett ehh like a dolphin.
John: Bill, have you ave your girlfriend anal yet?
Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.
Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.
by Chris Bryant December 6, 2007
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"I was talking to Carissa about popping the nasty zit on her nose, when a bunch of her friends jumped in and gang bitched me about my acne. I didn't have a chance, it was five to one."
by Gribby Bullock April 7, 2008
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"Wow dude i just packed a lip and dropped a nice beached whale in that bathroom."
"Shit that must have been huge!"
"Shit that must have been huge!"
by Ron Nabriel April 25, 2008
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I watch The Bachelorette to convince myself that even beautiful women can be as single and desperate as me.
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(1) A person who displays or exhibits particularly bitchy nature. (2) A face or look that expresses disgust, condescension, or exclusion. (3) A person who tries hard to be a bitch, but is not naturally one. (4) Someone who thinks highly of herself, with or without due cause. (5) A person who is less bitchy in comparison to another person.
(1) A person who displays or exhibits particularly bitchy nature. (2) A face or look that expresses disgust, condescension, or exclusion. (3) A person who tries hard to be a bitch, but is not naturally one. (4) Someone who thinks highly of herself, with or without due cause. (5) A person who is less bitchy in comparison to another person.
Anne: ...and she totally threw her drink down his shirt.
Jessica: What do you expect from a bitchella?
Jake: She's looking at you, why don't you talk to her?
George: Bad idea. She's giving me the bitchella.
*after a conversation about an insult that failed to insult* Anne: That was such a fail insult, but you can't blame her. She's just a bitchella trying to be a bitch.
Jessica: What do you expect from a bitchella?
Jake: She's looking at you, why don't you talk to her?
George: Bad idea. She's giving me the bitchella.
*after a conversation about an insult that failed to insult* Anne: That was such a fail insult, but you can't blame her. She's just a bitchella trying to be a bitch.
by Bitchella September 29, 2010
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by mercury123 December 6, 2011
Get the bitched mug.Originating from the word "bitchen," which means cool, rad, awesome, bitchenfricken is most often used with "awesome," meaning something looks cool, rad, or awesome.
by Matthew May 13, 2005
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