Beaver wiener

A hermaphrodite's sexual organ, combining the appearance of a vagina with the presence of a rudimentary penis.

The purported evidence of Lady Gaga's "beaver wiener" shocked the audience at one of her live concerts.

by Orbweaver July 8, 2011

BEAVER SHOOT

Location (bar,park,mall) with a very high concentration of attractive women.

Hey, Ronny you need to get over here quick this place is a total fucking BEAVER SHOOT!

by pet destroyer October 5, 2011

beaver bite

The remnants of blood left over from a lapdance having been performed by a lady-of-the-night on her period.

Bro, check out this beaver bite Destiny left on my jeans last night at Peek-a-boobs!

by Ticklish Tapir December 16, 2018

beaver chili

When you vomit into a vagina.

I was so drunk last night I made beaver chili with Alice.

by Pigfuckermcgee July 6, 2018

Snowy Beaver

a cocaine covered labia

That stripper has a snowy beaver, I’d love to snort that.

by Unbebeavable August 6, 2018

Beaver shit

When a beaver takes a shit. People describe this smell as: beaver feet, old people’s fart, rotting cheese, or printer paper.

Oh shit! That beaver shit smells nasty!

Lauren, you smell like beaver shit today.

My moldy grilled cheese smells like beaver shit. I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.

by [e-mail] January 18, 2019

Sugar Beaver

a term for the technique where a freshly waxed woman moistens her pubic/genitals and sprinkles on or dips them in candy body dust or other colored granulated sugar.

I came home from work on Tuesday and my wife greeted me with a sugar beaver, so that is why I overslept my alarm this morning.

by Tibetanmastiff June 4, 2018