Blanca Beaver

A type of beaver endemic to the Yucatan Peninsula. It uses it’s huge teeth to get it’s way , eat huge amounts of chocolate, and fend off predators.

The Blanca Beaver eats chocolate by the river’s edge.

by EL ERISA April 15, 2020

beaver rash

This happens during sex when a girl's 'beaver' gives you a friction burn.

Me: Man, Julie and I were going at it the other night, and she gave me a beaver rash!
Him: I hear there is ointment for that!

by Axyu2 January 31, 2016

Beaver Honey

A sticky light golden liquid produced in the honey glands of canadian beavers by fermenting wood chips. It's basically animal resin.

You all get a shipment of Beaver Honey

by TheOneSin September 16, 2021

beaver chili

When you vomit into a vagina.

I was so drunk last night I made beaver chili with Alice.

by Pigfuckermcgee July 07, 2018

Beaver Dam

The female equivalent of "cock block". When a female is trying to get laid but someone is blocking her efforts.

That girl is beaver daming me right now.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins May 12, 2022

Beaver Ticks

Small blood sucking bugs found on the Female Beaver.

Ya after I got done dating shannon somehow I came down with a nasty case of beaver ticks.

by amelancher February 22, 2010

beaver berries

Crusted pieces of feces, dried semen, blood, vaginal discharge or other similar substance found on the pubic hair of a woman. More common in the 1970s and 80s when hairy pussy was popular. Can be found on gutter sluts with poor personal hygiene.

What do you think Hillary is doing tonight? Probably combing the beaver berries out of her bush.

I am not going camping without a shower for that long again. By the third day I had a patch of beaver berries to harvest.

by Father Tyme January 07, 2014