truck-boat-truck

A boat sandwiched between two trucks. As seen on the TV show "Squidbillies", driven by Early Cuyler.

"Wouldn't them fine-ass speakers sound gooder than hell comin' out the back of my truck-boat-truck

by resist the flying lasers March 4, 2010

bloatus

An absolutely huge ball sack, round and plump to the point of nearly exploding, similar to a bloated stomach. Often veiny and riddled with shallow wrinkle lines, in extreme cases it resembles a beach ball from the 1960's, overly inflated to the point of bursting. Usually smells like a cross between undercooked pork and horse hoof.

He mistakenly put his bloatus in my face, thinking I'd be able to get that huge stinking sack of potatoes in my mouth.

by woody slutfree October 19, 2010

Boat Ride

With a man laying on his back, with his penis pointing upward towards his face; A female then sits on top of the man placing her vagina lips around the penis and sliding back and forth.

Byron's ex has given many boat rides, but he has never experienced a boat ride himself.

by Mr. Dictategood October 20, 2008

Boat-slut

Overtanned too-skinny chicks whose sexual orientation is ostensibly limited to guys who own/lease/borrow daddy's sleek power boat and penis-size compensating skyed 4x4 pickup truck to tow it.

On that hot July weekend, Coulee City was rife with Boat-sluts

by Agit8r July 5, 2009

boatai

Beat off and think about it

Jess wants to boatai to Taylor Swift videos

by Jess9874 January 2, 2010

Anchoring the boat

pumpin a chicks ass cheeks (not stickin it in) and having your ball sac anchor on and off her pussy.

i was anchoring the boat on that bitch last night.

by Brian connor July 23, 2007

whale on a boat

when a whale has a huge boner. and he lays on it like a raft. and it looks as if he was on a boat.

look at that whale on a boat. no, thats his penis

by Whale On A Boat March 1, 2011