This is a person usually from Russia. Aljosja is a very interesting person that likes to look at other guys. He is the one that pretends that he isn't gay but actually is. Sometimes Aljosja even goes as far as to get a girlfriend just to try and prove that he's not gay.
Everyone around him knows that he likes other boys but it's fine because they are too.
Everyone around him knows that he likes other boys but it's fine because they are too.
Person 1: That guy doesn't seem gay.
Person 2: He is, he just doesn't show it.
Person 1: Oh so he's an Aljosja
Person 2: He is, he just doesn't show it.
Person 1: Oh so he's an Aljosja
by A real Aljosja October 18, 2021
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Get the alosta mug.A homosexual, polysexual male with blue eyes and brown hair.He can shake his eyes,he‘s so special! He fell in love with 2 guys named Timmy and Linus. They are in a Poly relationship and have good sex.Especially a threesome.Almos is nice and short,he‘s a friend that you can put in your backpack and carry him around.So sweet!
You: Almos,let‘s go on a trip!
Almos: **jumps in ur backpack** let‘s gooo
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Timmy: Almos who do you love more? Me or Linus!?
Almos: I love you,but also Linus.Timmy,we are in a relationship.
Almos: **jumps in ur backpack** let‘s gooo
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Timmy: Almos who do you love more? Me or Linus!?
Almos: I love you,but also Linus.Timmy,we are in a relationship.
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