Alyssa

Hoe

Alyssa rly a hoe

by Pussey Pounder 5000 June 13, 2020

alyssa

cringe

alysas: wwo i am so crineg

everyone: yea

alyssa cringe

by funnyman12637472 October 19, 2020

Alyssa

The name given to an extremely unfaithful, cheating, liar, Grade F women with no moral values. Alyssa is like the rest of women, only worse.

Hey there is Alyssa cheating again!

by John Salchichón June 26, 2021

Alyssa x Addyson

Best ship ever

person1: OMG Alyssa x Addyson is so CUTE
person2: why are you shipping people

by Thatweirdgay December 7, 2022

urban abyss

Where people go who are addicted to writing for Urban Dictionary. A veritable wasteland of right-brained people perched in front of their computers thinking about the next submission.

Lisa asked Pam, "I haven't seen Scarlett or Maggie in days. Where have they been?" Pam replied, "They have been in the urban abyss for days. Their children go unfed, they don't get showers, they don't leave the house. It's a real problem."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009

alyssa

very sweet girl, very good at making friends. beautiful, caring and never leaves your side, doesnt like fake people or girls named madison also dates boys that are short like her but cute

alyssa is so so so cool and sweet how could any one not like her

by wifnrirnsid May 15, 2017

Alyssa

usually a weirdo with cool hair and slaps boys. alyssa likes to dwell on the past and then get depressed out of the middle of nowhere because she doesnt have an anime to watch. she likes dudes with black hair and weird names and she hate them but slap and then have crush and get all heart eyes and write it all down and draw weird anime of them. she a good acro dancer but does a back flip and falls and breaks her neck everytime. alyssa's actually have a twin that was never born but imprisoned and scream help but told shut up and then cry soul out. alyssa likes watching albert/flamingo youtube because they are chill af and like saying ugly scp tato to ur mom. also if you meet alyssa and you are boy you might get slapped then cry for your momma and then get sent home forever.

man: sees alyssa
alyssa: epicly cracks knuckles
man: runs away screaming and crying for momma with an O_O face
alyssa: does fortnite dances

by ur mom at ur moms house July 18, 2019