4 definitions by ur mom at ur moms house

Alyssa

usually a weirdo with cool hair and slaps boys. alyssa likes to dwell on the past and then get depressed out of the middle of nowhere because she doesnt have an anime to watch. she likes dudes with black hair and weird names and she hate them but slap and then have crush and get all heart eyes and write it all down and draw weird anime of them. she a good acro dancer but does a back flip and falls and breaks her neck everytime. alyssa's actually have a twin that was never born but imprisoned and scream help but told shut up and then cry soul out. alyssa likes watching albert/flamingo youtube because they are chill af and like saying ugly scp tato to ur mom. also if you meet alyssa and you are boy you might get slapped then cry for your momma and then get sent home forever.

man: sees alyssa
alyssa: epicly cracks knuckles
man: runs away screaming and crying for momma with an O_O face
alyssa: does fortnite dances

by ur mom at ur moms house July 18, 2019

jeffy

a stupid puppet that literally cusses in every sentence and somehow its meant for kids.

jeffy: *cussing like a biker*
me: "why is this popular?"

by ur mom at ur moms house August 11, 2019

vsco girl

annoying they go

and i oop and i oop and i oop and
skskskskskskskss
ALL. STINKING. DAY. honestly it really annoy.

idiot: and i oop-
me: oh look its a vsco girl.

by ur mom at ur moms house August 27, 2019

Yukon

A cat named after a car that goes psycho when sees a shadow and will knock your makeup off your dresser so don't put a Yukon cat in your room. Yukon is like a cat cactus if you put her on your chest she will scratch the life out of you. Yukon is a good snuggler and likes to be babied even when she's an adult but she is warm and purrs and sounds like a broken motor so it gets annoying and you eventually kick her out of the room when she gets overly psycho. she also might pee on the carpet so have a spray bottle and steam cleaner ready cause it will smell like it for months.

Yukon: *knocks makeup off dresser*
owner: YUKON!!!!!
Yukon: *Knocks small fan off*
owner: ALRIGHT THATS IT! *picks up Yukon puts her in the hall and shuts bedroom door*

by ur mom at ur moms house July 19, 2019