Spacetime Communication Theory

A speculative framework for communicating through spacetime manipulation—sending signals not through space but through the fabric of reality itself. Spacetime Communication Theory proposes that information could be transmitted via gravitational waves, spacetime distortions, or quantum entanglement in ways that transcend light-speed limits. It asks: if we can manipulate spacetime, can we communicate with it? The theory bridges relativity and information theory, asking whether spacetime itself could be a medium for messaging.

"Light-speed lag makes interstellar communication impossible—years between messages. Spacetime Communication Theory asks: what if we could send signals through spacetime itself, not through space? Gravitational waves, spacetime ripples—maybe information can ride them. The universe might have a faster channel; we just haven't found it yet."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

Science Communication Bias

A bias where individuals, including professional science communicators, present and interpret science through the lens of their own views, paradigms, values, and assumptions. Science Communication Bias recognizes that there is no neutral, objective way to communicate science—every choice about what to emphasize, what to omit, how to frame, and what language to use reflects the communicator's perspective. A science communicator who believes in technological solutions will emphasize different findings than one who emphasizes systemic change; one who trusts industry will frame risk differently than one who is skeptical. Science Communication Bias doesn't mean science communication is worthless; it means we must be aware that it's always coming from somewhere, always shaped by someone's perspective. The bias is especially problematic when communicators present themselves as neutral conduits of "the science" while actually selecting, framing, and interpreting through their own paradigms.

Example: "The YouTube science channel presented itself as just reporting the facts. But Science Communication Bias was at work: they emphasized studies that fit their worldview, downplayed those that didn't, framed uncertainty as certainty when it served their narrative. They weren't lying; they were just communicating from a perspective—and pretending they weren't."

by Abzugal March 9, 2026

The Commentys

An awards show held by Eric Christensen of Vat19 where he gave out awards to people who commented on his second channel, Eric does the internet.

Some awards included the funny award, the award for best hate comment, the WTF award, the award for angriest Italian, and the commenty for the commenty that Eric read while pooping.

Did you see the commentys last night? The commenty for the comment that Eric read while pooping was Breezy with, CLICKBAIT AT ITS FINEST

by Overthinker277 March 15, 2026

Khalsa Community School

A really shitty ass school at 69 Maitland Street (nice) that claims they are IB yet not only is the school nasty as fuck, the teachers there are also annoying as hell too. The school buses disturb everyone like its a party every morning, and the one IT dude there poorly manages everything with fucking duct tape. The school is lowkey a shithole, do not go here unless your some religous prick who wants their childern to be educated on sikh history while having the punjabi teachers there abuse them, and the high school teachers are shitty as hell too. You can use this school name as a way to respond to someone saying that, dude thats really shitty, just like this school.

Jack: Yo bro I punched my Dog for barking at me and now hes not getting up

Tom: Khalsa Community School.

by anonymous February 18, 2025

Reverse Commute

The act of making a bowel movement directly after a hot shower.

Thanks to the tacos, I had no choice but to perform and emergency reverse commute

by anonymous March 1, 2025

VN commodore

A perfect car to do 280kmh in the Braeside industrial estate and then wrap it around a tree or light pole.

Can do a fully hectic skid in the VN commodore and end up on nanas lawn at 7 pm and leave the scene and go back home again.

by F1TZY March 3, 2025

Holey Communion

Holey Communion - the practice of sharing each other's holes to bring each other closer together

I bumped into the vicar's wife the other day at the supermarket and she said that her husband was away and that would I like to pop round for a coffee and some Holey Communion

by Ziderman March 14, 2025