Urban Tootsie

Man with female assets (tits and ass) who live in urban neighborhoods dresses and lives as a woman.

Damn! That urban tootsie was from the hood?! Man, that gurl got a big booty!

by jrqix August 19, 2017

URBAN DICTIONARY

A BIG BOOK WITH MEANINGLESS WORDS THAT WE AS HUMANS DONT KNOW OF.

The urban dictionary is a big gyat.

by NEKOZZ_W.O.W July 31, 2024

Dearest Urban Dictionary...

If you love me, if you absolutely adore me, will you not post this definition?

*I'll be checking everyday*

Me: "Dearest Urban Dictionary... Will you post this if you love me?"
Hopefully NOT Urban Dictionary people: "Aha! I don't know you and don't intend on doing so, so I'll post this on Urban Dictionary!"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023

Urban dictionary

A place online where you go after sharing your information on Reddit and looking at dick on Omegle because “fuck it.” By the time you have made it onto urban dictionary it is 1am. In the mist of scrolling you are in a dark quiet room wishing you had peanut butter and a dog to lick it off your balls. The first search you will make will be James Charles, wap , or gay. The only reason you are fucking here is because you tried to shoot your shot with a girl on Snapchat and she won’t send back and pics. Or you are a white boy age 10-14 trying to understand what you heard in the middle school hallways while also trying to figure out what you found the other day in mommy’s secret drawer. If you have fucking read this far you don’t have a life. Get one and get off of urban dictionary.

Mom- what were you up to last night? You- I was on urban dictionary. Mom- fucking disgrace all you do is listen to k pop and go on urban dictionary. 2019 is over get a life

by GMS sufferer August 29, 2020

urban scamping

urban scavenger camping. Living in an urban environment by scavenging food, drink, shelter, and clothes as necessary. No caching goods, begging, barter, or busking. Theft and borrowing are prohibited. Bonus points for style and consecutive days scamping.

Jerry went urban scamping this weekend, but he was busted diving a dumpster.

by imafor November 30, 2016

Urban Cowboy

A man, typically one in a Ford F-150, who drives to their 9-5 desk job where they brag about how much of a badass they are, afterwards they go home to their wife who doesn’t want to have sex with them due to their small penis

Why does John wear a cowboy hat and drive such a big truck that he doesn’t need?

Oh he’s an Urban Cowboy

by BigDaddyBigBoy March 17, 2023

The Urban Name Effect

The strange experience of finding your relatively uncommon name in the Urban Dictionary with a very specific definition that seems to relate to your life. A modern-day horoscope of sorts, finding your name on Urban Dictionary and thinking "haha yeah that's me," then considering if the entry could have actually been made for you. A form of cognitive bias in the digital age... or is it?

Alano: Hey, look at this entry in the Urban Dictionary. I wonder if it's actually about me!
Friend: No way, there are probably tons of other Alanos. You're just getting hit by The Urban Name Effect.
Alano: I can't believe my name's also used as a euphemism for Alcoholics Anonymous, damn it.

by CkajLanoa January 22, 2021