Slappy Granny

A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani

That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises

by Carlos de la Cerda February 3, 2024

Slappy Man

A large inflatable tube with arms to mimic a humanoid shape, usually made with brightly-colored synthetic fabric and cartoon facial features. It is generally used as an advertising gimmick outside of storefronts due to the attention it draws with its wavy motions caused by moving air.

We saw a 20 foot orange Slappy Man outside the mattress store advertising a clearance sale.

by CritMagnet February 8, 2024

slapstick

Penis.

I'm fixing to go slap my big fat greasy oiled slapstick. Slap! Slap!! Slap!!!

by Tom Dumb February 9, 2024

slaphappy

Slaphappy is how you feel when you slap your slapstick a lot.

I've been feeling quite slaphappy lately! Slap! Slap!! Slap!!! Squirt!!!

by Tom Dumb February 10, 2024

Slapjack

A slapjack is a guy who likes to frequently slap his slapstick. He's often slaphappy.

Hey slapjack quit jerking off and get back to work!

by Tom Dumb February 10, 2024

Slapload

An amount equal to roughly the size of an open palm connecting with a cheek (buttocks, or face).

"There's a metric slapload of problems heading our way this year in online retail!" said an official from Ecommerce North America.

by EcommerceNorthAmerica.Org February 17, 2024

Slappers

Shlaaag a total absolute slaag

I went to the Stratford footasylum and the worker was a slappers wid glowy skin always in the back room wid an Asian following her

by Amha February 17, 2024