fluff time

The time that it anus expands so rapidly that u poop from your mouth

Damn bro i just experienced a fluff time

by Ali jeff June 17, 2016

time-cheed

Short for time achieved, It's the moment when sexually engaged partners realize that a climax is not happening.

Dude, last night we were so drunk we time-cheed....The next morning however, game on!

by Horrywood June 10, 2016

Cody Time

A system of measurement used for determining time. Cody time can be calculated by determining what time the group is supposed to meet on an analog 12 hour clock. From there, throw a dart at the clock. If the dart lands before you plan to meet, then your friend is going to bail on you. If it lands after you plan to meet, add 30 minutes and that's when they will arrive.

Steve "Wasn't Cody supposed to be here at 6? It's 8:45!"
Donnie "You gotta remember, he's on Cody Time."

by John Steinbeck's Asshole June 5, 2016

Matlock time

When your tired and it early,but your ready for bed

Man its matlock time..

by Boopyjo June 13, 2016

Matlock time

Your ready for bed but it's early

Man its matlock time

by Boopyjo June 13, 2016

Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.

"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"

by Mastro-K April 24, 2016

time in chair

"Time in Chair" or "T.I.C." means seniority and real-life knowledge a person has most typically at a job.

Even though Bob is my manager and he's got a MBA from Harvard I have more Time in Chair and thus make more money than he does and I also have real experience that he doesn't.

by alkdjnne May 1, 2016