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fleshy cunt melon

something you call your girlfriend/wife if she is being a typical woman..ie, complaining, bitching, nagging and just all round pain in the ass.
woman: i just had my period.

man: stop being a fleshy cunt melon
fleshy cunt melon by neodevon555 February 20, 2011
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inflamed cunt booger 

after sex when your vagina is so wore out and feels like its ON FIRE, you produce a green like substance that oozes out of your vagina hole. then hardening in to a booger like substance
OMG YoU FUCKED ME SO HARD IT GAVE ME INFLAMED CUNT BOOGERS!

Falcon Cunt Punch 

The Act of Falcon Punching a girl in the Vagina.
Bitch shut up, before I Falcon Cunt Punch you!
Falcon Cunt Punch by ASSPECKA December 8, 2011

Derby Cunt 

A slang used to represent someone of severe distaste. It's one of few references to a "cunt" that is actually worse than the original meaning. Original meaning is in reference to a derby horse that, once injured, or is too old or incapable of racing, is shot or euthanized for its inability to perform.

Only used in serious cases.
1. I just wanna take him out back and whoop the shit outta that derby cunt.
2. He did WHAT? Wow, what a derby cunt.
3. Uuuugh...I can't stand that derby cunt.
4. WTF is wrong with you, you fuckin derby cunt asshole bitch.
Derby Cunt by Kharv July 7, 2011

Frat Cunt 

An insecure, narcissistic, vain, binge drinking, freeloading, chain smoking sack of shit. Has no actual desire to be educated. Generally views sex as the be-all end-all of life, and as such, they devote most of their time towards nailing as many drunk women/men as possible. All while wanting people to believe that they are intelligent and studious when in actuality they are anything but.
Elliot Rodger is a good example of a frat cunt's mindset.

crunchy cunt 

the sound during sex that snap crackle and pop crunch
I was so deep in her the crunchy cunt was loud
crunchy cunt by Tony macaroni October 9, 2018