Slapping the Weasel with the Right One

The act of masturbating, typically with the use of one's right hand.

Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."

by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008

fire one off the cuff

To masturbate (male)

My bitch wasn't around and I was hornier than a dog with two dicks, so I quickly fired one off the cuff before she came home.

by Absintheminded April 9, 2004

One-night-stand carnage

One-night-stand carnage describes being on a grey street, not really knowing where you are on a Monday morning. People are on their way to work while you have just been ejected out on to the street from the girl's flat (name unknown) where you spent the night. You are still drunk, have bloodshot eyes, are wearing a going-out shirt and because you were using Dax Wax your hair is all over the place. All can plainly see that you were out fucking. Now comes the walk of shame...

Fucking hell, I was serious one-night-stand carnage. I was at the busstop and everyone was looking at me. I was all over the place. I didn't have a penny on me so I had to bunk onto the Luas (Dublin tram) without paying and then walk home. Got into work two hours late... Same again next weekend?

by The Bazman June 19, 2007

the one eyed wonder worm

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.

George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

cut one from the herd

select a chick from the crowd (or her group of friends)and move in on her

"I'm goin' after the short thin blonde, Rick, its your turn to fall on the grenade and get her whalefuck friend outta the picture."

by Jake April 2, 2004

one eyed monster worm

a very large gnarly cock

little timmy used his one eyed monster worm to plow a furrow in little suzy's back pasture

by merryprankster1963 March 12, 2007

The one eyed yogurt flinger.

The erect male sex organ.

She waited in great anticipation for the eruption of the one eyed yogurt flinger.

by Cevin December 10, 2007