Time Crunching 

Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!

Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!

Time Crunching by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010

Time bum 

An ass that although perfectly acceptable on an 18 year old, will inevitably fall prey to gigant-ass syndrome in a few more years. The outer limit of ass acceptability, where a mere inch makes the difference between fine and flabby.

She's no keeper, you best hit that now 'cause you know that Time bum's going off any day now.

Time bum by pegcityswimmer September 30, 2010

time nap 

the act of traveling through the space time continuum via smoking marijuana and entering sleep mode on a comfortable surface. time travel usually doesnt surpass a few hours because then its just considered sleeping.

i just smoked a bowl and am prepared for a time nap.

time nap by kronmasta173 November 7, 2010

timecrowave 

A device used for cooking food for the future

Put some food in the Timecrowave for dinner

timecrowave by x-trem Killa April 8, 2011

Time-Pumping 

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

Time-Pumping by Codester91 July 29, 2011

Time Close 

The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.

guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?

guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour

Time Close by NickyLags February 19, 2012

Timeflow 

The turn of random events that leads to unexpected experence. Dont fuck with Timeflow

"wana go downtown"

" Idk lets just go to ur house"

"Dud..... don't fuck with Timeflow"

(they both cought AIDS later that night. but this still works)

Timeflow by Dubum May 19, 2012