bluetards 

See felons and retards in blue.

Daughter: "Daddy, what's wrong with those people?"

Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."

Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"

Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."

bluetards by Mark in San Bruno February 10, 2010

imaginary bluetooth 

A device that allows people to communicate out loud with imaginary friends, foes, complaint hot lines, etc, while in public places. Commonly used on public transport.

Sam: That bloke was jabbering away, but had no phone.

Saul: He was using his imaginary bluetooth.

imaginary bluetooth by wheaty October 1, 2008

bluetuning 

The process of flirting using wireless technology from mobile phones (bluetooth). The process involves sending a message to a random woman using bluetooth.

Im gunna try my luck with some bluetuning in this club.

bluetuning by Graham Bradley July 22, 2006

Blueberry cocktail

The semen unloaded on a person after they have given the male "blue balls". Usually occurs several days after the "blue ball" incident, which allows the semen to simmer and become more of a yellow colored substance.

Man, my girl blue balled me the other day because she was on the rag, but then I unloaded my blueberry cocktail all over her face the next week.

Blueberry cocktail by picklepatty November 13, 2011

blueflamewolf 

Can be used as a proper noun when capitalized (Blueflamewolf) or as a verb.
The noun can indicate someone who has lost all touch with reality through increased involvement in their fanfic, usually resulting in self-inserts in fics the author honestly believes to be true, usually due to psychic powers on the author's part. Such a person may sometimes amass a small cult following on certain fanfiction archive sites, such as fanfiction.net. The verb form may be used to indicate the process of becoming or the continuing existence as a Blueflamewolf.
The word's etymology comes from the screenname of the first of its kind.

"Sheila's such a Blueflamewolf. She actually scratched my eyes out the other day when I told her that The Phantom of the Opera/Legolas/Willy Wonka/Darth Vader wasn't real. I'm blind now."

OR

"Sheila, you've got to stop blueflamewolfing like this! We suggest you seek intensive therapy. Gigi's blind because of you!"

OR

"Sheila's obviously blueflamewolfing. It's like Sylvia Browne on crack while listening to Andrew Lloyd Webber!"

blueflamewolf by TheBard May 3, 2006

bluehost 

Extremely poor web hosting. The worst of the worst in web hosting.

Hey stupid you just signed up for a bluehost web hosting company.

bluehost by Loyd Endings January 14, 2008

BlueAnon 

A loosely organized network for Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories.

Examples:

Russia Hoax
Fine People Hoax
Jussie Smollett hoax
Ukraine hoax
Covington kids hoax
Brett Kavanaugh hoax

The BlueAnons are trying to go after Poso.

BlueAnon by BlueberryAnon March 7, 2021