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Short kids

The troublemakers at school who love to troll ppl including eachother I’m one of them and I’m aware of this and I like it anyways when the tall mature guy tells them off they’re the bad guy leading to the short kid to troll them even more
Short Kid 1: "Hey, look at Jake over there! He's like a giant compared to us!"

Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"

Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"

The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.

Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"

Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"

Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"

Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"

Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"

The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.

Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"

Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"

Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"

Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.
by JDMF March 6, 2024
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Stray Kids

Stray Kids is a South Korean boy band formed by JYP Entertainment through the 2017 reality show of the same name. The group is composed of eight members: Bang Chan, Lee Know, Changbin, Hyunjin, Han, Felix, Seungmin, and I.N.
Friend:" EWWW...Stray Kids...
Me: "OH LOOK AT YOU."
by slaykids May 19, 2023
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That Kid Kevin

A handsome, funny, kind, honest, smart and shy guy. He's the very sweetest guy, a good friend who always tries his best to be there for you. He might seem like a tough guy on the outside, but he's a softie inside.
Friend: Who's that guy you're crushing over again?
Girl: oh he's that kid Kevin!
by kweanneb<3 April 9, 2022
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It's your kids

It's my life and you don't get to have a say in it over your fucking kids. So I get the credit and paid for my labor.
Hym "What are you even insinuating when you say 'it's your kids' because it's SOUNDS like your kids give your the right to do whatever the fuck you want and you don't have to listen to anybody who doesn't have them and I'm here to tell you that if you don't have to listen to anybody neither do I. So when you're saying things like 'No Hym please don't stab my kid in a gas station' I'm just not going to listen. What a hand-wavey EXCUSE. Isn't that crazy? That they are allow to use their kids as an excuse, as justification not only to DO ANYTHING but also to DICTATE WHAT IS AND IS NOT JUSTIFIABLE. They are they are breeder dictatorship and they do need to be made to butt out or get their kid stabbed. They do nothing. They have a lot to say but need to do it without my tax dollars if I am not going to get the rights (5th amendment specifically) in supposed to be getting. So they are selfish people. They're bad people. They want to control your life and my life and all so THEY can have more than they WOULD HAVE WITHOUT YOU without you getting any of the credit. Instead they demand a disproportionate say even though they are a drain on the rest of us. No, by saying 'It's my kids' it's supposed to translate to something like you're allowed to do certain things to more for them and that sounds like a threat to me and all the reason I need to kill them. So, fuck you. And you kids. I want my stuff. That is all. Have a child molestable day!"
by Hym Iam October 10, 2025
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kid kidio

That random squeker in my fucking call that thinks he's big as Sasquatch, but is the size of a chihuahua
by XI_HEX_IX October 13, 2015
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Scabby Kid

A stupid child that is full of scabs and picks them. He sounds like squidward mixed with a weird man. He blows ahis nose and people like it and say “yum”. If you are in a class with scabby kid make sure you keep you water bottle with you.
“ Yum scabby kids snots
by Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. April 5, 2019
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Countertop Kid

A person who was conceived by his/her parents on a countertop.
“Aye, you know Jeremy?”

You mean countertop kid?”

“Yeah, his parents must have really loved granite!”
by funz0ne February 20, 2024
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