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Matteo

A person that think he,s the best but in reality is a furry and a fatherus missingus his father gott so missing he faded away into the sun because of his son matteo.
person 1: what the fuck is that!
person 2: thats a Matteo.
person 1:Ya i se he is ugly as fuck and is that a furry outfit?
person 2: yes he has also no father and he is called god of fatherus missingus and he sucks at everything and has one iq and is the ugliest person in the world and is the weakest as well.
by qetyuioo May 4, 2022
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mattmurdocksgffr

mattmurdocksgffr: I love Booty hole
Me: Same
Milbert: Lets eat booty hole
All together: YAY
by anonymous May 5, 2022
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Matteo

An Amazing person who has a 1 million cm shlong. he is very short tho.he are around 1 foot 3 to 2 foot 5. He will always steal any balls you have , basketball , baseball , and your ba ... anyway he has his pros and his cons. He has to be right about EVERYTHING.
Give me my damn ball Matteo!
by Matteo's Best friend May 9, 2022
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matteo

a kid with cooties. he got it from his bbg bethanya
bro oh crap this kids a matteo
by Milomiloa May 11, 2022
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Matthew Shrek

A human\Shrek hybrid.Usually is a gay virgin.
Bro stop being a Matthew Shrek it pisses me off.
by anonymous May 11, 2022
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Matthew Preston

Matthew is a guy that will treat you right you can always trust him and he will never let you go he gets along with everyone he meets even if doesn’t actually like you because he does not want to hurt anyone feelings he’s just the best person you will ever meet when he finds someone he will never want to let them go he gets really attached to that person so i must be lucky if you find one
Matthew preston’s are the best friends you can have
by stogo May 13, 2022
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