Soh Complex

When you're really handsome but God knew it would make you too powerful so he makes you 5'5.

I would have gone on a date with him but he had the Soh Complex

by blazaid April 22, 2019

text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.

As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."

by QuacksO April 29, 2019

not competitive

1; A operation that most service advisors aren’t smart enough to realize aren’t included operations.

2; a phrase used by adjusters who are both too afraid of their bosses to contest them and too uneducated to know how to combat fraudulent claims.

This adjuster actually just told me that a post scan is “not competitive”. Guess we must be one of them “only shop”’s.

by Woodybase June 11, 2019

Question Complex

When someone is prone to asking very personal questions

"Bro, did you get that girl last night"
"No, because she seemed offended when I asked her about her clit"
"Yeah, you always did have that question complex"

by Marshall Fletcher July 12, 2019

Perfect compromise

A compromise where none of the involved parts are happy with the end result

They disagreed wether it should be unicorn or monocorn. A perfect compromise were instated with the end result being 1corn.

by JeffJinx September 4, 2019

Tjay complex

Exclusively applies to trading card game (TCG) players. The act of reading card text up to the point where it is beneficial to the player and stopping before restrictions or negative part of the effect. This also applies if the player starts reading half way through to the point they want

Card text: if you control no monsters, draw two card
Player 1: this card allows me to draw 2 cards
Player 2: but you have a monster
Player 1: so
Player 2: read the card
Player 1: it says "draw 2 cards"
Player 2 *facepalms*: read immediately before it
Player 1: if you control no monsters....ohhhhhh
Player 2: you have such a tjay complex...

This class of players and name is coined after its most profilic progenitor tjay.

by darkestshadow September 4, 2019

Andrea complex

Well it’s complicated when a beautiful girl thinks she isn’t and constantly seeks affirmation because it wears on the image,Andrea is a beautiful and honest person yet doesn’t believe how everything but her complex is extremely awesome we all wish she would embrace her awesomeness and leave any doubt of her beauty behind so she would fully enjoy what a gift to humanity she really is!

Dammit don’t voice the Andrea complex it kills the vibe!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 9, 2019