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home improvement syndrome

This is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.
Ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to Home Depot after he was diagnosed with Home Improvement Syndrome by his wife. She said it was a HIS problem.
by Papa on Whidbey December 31, 2011
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Workplace Stockholm Syndrome

Going back to your place of work constantly when you're not working. Typical and most common in supermarket employees. Even though you hate your job, you love your place of work and go there all the time when you're off from work because its so much better, and if its a store you can freely buy things. Relatable to actual Stockholm Syndrome, when someone who is kidnapped gains pitty/respect for their captor.
Though the cashier hates his job at the supermarket, he constantly goes there when he's not working because of his severe case of Workplace Stockholm Syndrome.
by TheFiend138 April 28, 2015
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little penis syndrome

An person (male or female) who displays a tenuously tough covetous, jealous attitude of any nature that evolves into an lifelong obsessive competition about everything.

An person Who puffs up his chest to any other form of life including animals and further threatens to fight anyone who may ding or shatter his/her incredibly fragile ego.

Anyone can be afflicted by little penis syndrome but clinical studies show these symptoms are more prevalently displayed by men.
My truck is better than yours.

My tattoos are better than yours..

I’ll fight you over it.

Thinks he is tough but is a pussy in real life.

asshat, assclown, dumbass, chicken shit, poser little penis syndrome
by FeatherD November 22, 2017
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dysuteral gridiron syndrome

An increasing frequency in vague physical complaints manifested by woman due to lack of male attention during football games
My wife went to the ER 5 times last month for dysuteral gridiron syndrome.
by uncleberman February 1, 2009
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Charlie Brown Syndrome

When you hang out with someone a lot, despite them treating you horribly, and sticking to them like glue. Much like Charlie Brown and his relationship with his "friend" Lucy
Bob: Dude, yesterday, Joey punched me again and called me a bunch of slurs
Jesse: Why do you hang out with him?
Bob: I dunno.
Jesse; Sounds like you have a case of Charlie Brown Syndrome
by theawesomedork October 3, 2022
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Tinker Bell Syndrome

Dying from lack of love and attention, usually acts childlike, get sad when does not receive affection when needed.
Zach: Bro come on just leave her on read and play the game

Her bf: nah bro my baby has tinker bell syndrome she'd probably freak
by pixiestixs November 11, 2019
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Haley Jane Syndrome

Noun. A psychological syndrome when a person is incapable of finishing any size dish of food or drink. Generally, they will leave a small amount of food and their brain will trick them into thinking they are too full to finish.
Bert never finishes all the food on his plate so he must have Haley Jane Syndrome.
by 300gas400 December 29, 2022
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