4 definitions by theawesomedork

bill cipher

someone who loves to play pranks on everybody, and goes out of his way to appear funny to others. named after bill cipher from gravity falls.

omg, did you see (Ander). He is trying to look funny to everyone, when he's just a huge dork! He's such a bill cipher

by theawesomedork October 3, 2022

Ander

Ander is that type of kid who hasn't even set foot outside. He thinks life is a simulation and spends too much time on conspiracy forums. Its natural habitats are Discord, Reddit, and occasionally Facebook

Teacher: Ferdinand Magellan was the first to discover that the Earth was flat
Boy: But, isn't it a pyramid
Teacher: No you Ander! Why don't you go touch some grass you sweaty creature.

by theawesomedork October 4, 2022

Charlie Brown Syndrome

When you hang out with someone a lot, despite them treating you horribly, and sticking to them like glue. Much like Charlie Brown and his relationship with his "friend" Lucy

Bob: Dude, yesterday, Joey punched me again and called me a bunch of slurs
Jesse: Why do you hang out with him?
Bob: I dunno.
Jesse; Sounds like you have a case of Charlie Brown Syndrome

by theawesomedork October 4, 2022

Amias

Amias is that one kid at a birthday party who bullies and calls you names, but acts like a sweetheart in front of the grownups. His parents probably spoil him heavily, and when you try to tell anyone about how he dunked your screwup but in the garbage, they don't believe you because he would never do such a thing.

Screwup: Man, Amias pushed me in the pool again
Parents: Amias? But he's so nice!
Screwup: Bu-
Parents: Stop spreading lies about such a sweet boy or we go home! You're probably just jealous of him!

by theawesomedork October 4, 2022