poo nut

when ya nut in someone's anus and they shoot it back out as a brown shitty nut

dude i was fucking ashley last night and she poo nut on me

by eggshitter February 11, 2019

krunk nuts

A rib jabbing term of endearment for a friend who is normally smooth but this time, not so much.

She didn't give you her number after that stellar Pee Wee Herman impersonation? You don't say. Better luck next time, krunk nuts.

by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018

Butt Nut

When he fucks you, and you find yourself on the toilet pushing his cum out of you. Specifically, cum with little crumbs of shit

Sorry babe, I took forever in the bathroom wiping butt nut off of myself. Let's cuddle <3

by WeaveEater May 25, 2023

Deez nuts

Deez nuts can only be used from people that have big nuts

Can I have yo deez nuts

by anonymous June 20, 2022

No Nut November

In November, try not to eat nuts, like peanuts and hazelnuts.

I can't eat peanut M&M's too? Aw man, No Nut November is the worst!

by MrLoser74 December 8, 2022

Plucking your nuts

Sitting around doing nothing, not making yourself useful, procrastinating

Jared stop plucking your nuts dude, you have homework to do

by Jared Taylor March 28, 2022

Deez Nuts

A joke personally to troll friends, family or randoms online.

A well known meme.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know Candice?”
Person 2: “Who’s Candice?”
Person 1: “CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?”

by KNOWYOURFACTS June 2, 2021