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timescammer 

A class of app, games, and investment opportunity that entice people to waste their time watching adds to collect an noncollectable reward. These apps and games survive on add revenue in the smart phone era . time scamming apps waste people time.
bitcoin mining and eth mining apps are timescammers. people don't get trapped by timescammers.
timescammer by thebigfreddy May 25, 2022
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shortened version of 'what is the time'
Phil: Timest Gary
Gary: half ten mate
Timest by SWAGMAN369 June 1, 2022

Timeshare Kink 

Trapping people to force them to listen to you explain all of your other kinks.
Friend: Hey where have you been?
Me: I got timeshare kinked by sharon again, she is really into shibari now.
Timeshare Kink by BarWeaver August 24, 2022
How’s Timesha?

Oh ya know connected to everything attached to nothing
Timesha by anonymous September 13, 2022

Timespinner 

A great metroidvania with stellar gameplay heavily reminisant of the GBA/DS Castlevania games. Heavily involves time travel, but the story and characters are legit garbage and suffer from "Tumblr Syndrome" where their only characterization is what sexuality or gender identity they have. Heck, the 100% reward for finishing all quests is literally just a cutscene where everyone dryly gives out their names and sexual and gender identities, despite us already knowing these characters for 40+ hours. You have the polyamrous trio, the trans girl, the gay couple, and a few others. And then a fade to black sex scene with the MC (who is female) and a trans girl. Okay then.
"Timespinner is a great game, but it's story is genuinely awful. And no, I'm not talking about the LGBT rep, the story is just terrible and full of bad writing and plot holes."
Timespinner by KrimsonKatt April 26, 2023
A timeslap is a kind of shock that you get when you realize that an event you thought was more recent was in fact a number of years ago. Time has passed so quickly you get a timeslap.
Remember when we went to Japan? That was five years ago.
No way, it couldn't be that long ago. What a Timeslap!
Timeslap by wordchix March 17, 2024

timesponge 

Someone who spends a lot of their time on calls that are achieving nothing.
Phil spends 2 hours every day on Teams calls. He's a total fucking Timesponge. Talking about nothing,
timesponge by Hugher Janus November 28, 2024