Soggy Speed Bag

The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.
My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.
by CHRIS SHAGLEY October 23, 2007
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tripe bagged

When your woman comes over (usually drunk) and has you perform cunnilingus during that time of the month, usually in conjunction with some other malady of the female genital region. From Canadian slang, referring to drive by teen-age pranksters throwing plastic bags of cow entrails at pedestrians.
"Dude, Wendy totally tripe bagged me last night. Aunt flo was over, AND her cranberry juice intake was high to treat her raging UTI. It sucked, but I love her."

"Dude, that's gross, you are so whipped."
by carlybbq October 26, 2007
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douche bag

Any idiot who chooses to hide behind someone else's name while expressing a personal opinion of which that same idiot is too cowardly to take ownership...
someone who is making scurrilous remarks and ascribing them to ME.
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by Dan Hunnel May 26, 2005
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douche bag

Someone who think they own the universe just because they don't know what the real world looks like through a medium other than the computer monitor.
That Mike is such a douche bag, he hasn't gotten off his computer in 3 months.
by Jadler March 04, 2006
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Ghetto-bag

A drawstring bag that hold a bunch of magical wonders.
Hulloh, Nicole do you have a jew inside your ghetto-bag?
by mmmmmeeeeehhhhh August 07, 2011
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Bag of RAM

A large canvas sack, covered in blue LEDs, in which is a leaest 1.2 Terabytes of RAM, preferably DDR. To compound uselessness of RAM, it's best to lightly cover the RAM in shit...
"Me da cudn't by fuud cos he spent all his coffers on a BAG OF RAM, den shat on it."
by Donny254 September 25, 2006
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Bean bag

The act of playing the drum solo from In the Air Tonight on a pair of large breasts.
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