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Simple Jack 

Used as an adverb for stupidity. Taken from tropic thunders "full retard" scene
That girl was just dumb, she was simple Jack dumb.

three fingered jack 

volcano thing on those rockie mountains.
also a kickass band from the very south.
3FJ do rock. www.threefingeredjack.com.ar
three fingered jack by Paul July 18, 2003

london, jack 

london, jack by Anonymous August 26, 2003
1.Noun: Someone who has just said something so stupid, it actually made you shutdown for a few seconds.

2. My neighbor, cause hes a douche.
Brian: "Dude, my dad thought Bob Marley was dead"...

Me: "Bob Marley IS dead....Dude....ur a fuggin Ass Jack!"...
Ass Jack by xXx-Ass-Hat-xXx January 17, 2008

Ass-jack 

Eeeeeee! That's the noise that ass jack makes. shhhpth
Ass-jack by cactus bunch August 2, 2003

Just Jack 

Just Jack, often known as Just Wack is an self proclaimed artist from London. He also has a degree in furniture design which has helped his music career by allowing him to come up with lyrics such as
"Im lovin' Mary Jane, flyin' with Lois Lane, On board a bullet train".
Says he has a writers block but is blatantly a lie, he just cba's writing good lyrics.
Released a chart single recently called star's in their eyes, in which the video featured a stock car jumping through a hoop on fire and a man in drag. His new single is absolute bollocks, along with the video that is yet again pointless.
Kid 1:Tell your dad that the TV cabinet you sold us collapsed. Whats just Jack gonna do about it?
Kid 2:I'll get him to fix you up a new one and give you a complementary copy of the Album "The Outer Market" that leaped to 781 in the UK chart
Kid 1:Thats funny, my dad released an album that exact week and he said that it also reached.....
Kid 2:OK 782 then....
Just Jack by R4inman June 3, 2007