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Detroit Red Wings 

The only team in the NHL that makes the New Jersey Devils seem exciting.
"How was the Detroit Red Wings-Devils game last night?"

"I don't know. I fell asleep after the first five minutes."
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the red steckled elbermung 

An animal invented by Strong Bad in the email"Animal."
the red steckled elbermung by Jonjo December 29, 2004

a red hard 

is a red (end) erected penis, when a man is sexually turned on.
he had a red hard on
a red hard by dude19859 January 7, 2010

as neither fish nor good red meat 

stuck in the middle; not truely one thing or another.
"That's what General Rawson thought you would say,"
Lauffer said emotionally, "as your father's son, as the great-grandson of General Pueyrredon. That you would join us!"
Don't get carried away, Roberto," Clete said. "I'll fly the airplane, if it comes down to that, but I'm not enlisting in your army."
"Actually, the subject of a temporary commission did come up," Martin said. "Would you be willing-"
"I already have a Marine Corps commission," Clete said.
"This would be a temporary commission," Martin said. "It would solve a lot of problems...."
"Would I have to swear an oath? Of allegiance?"
"Yes, naturally. Of course."
"The moment I did that," Clete said, "I would lose my American citizenship."
"That would be difficult for you?"
"Yeah, it would," Clete said without thinking about it. "I don't want to do that."
He happened to glance at Martin's eyes.
And saw in them that be had just closed a door that would never again be opened.
If I had accepted that temporary commission under these circumstances, where accepting it might mean that I would find myself standing in front of a wall with Rawson, Martin, and Lauffer, even if it lasted only 3 days, they would thereafter have accepted me a bona fide Argentine. Now that will never happen.
Well, so be it. I'm an American. I don't want to give thatup.
"That leaves you, of course," Martin said, cordially enough, "as the English would put it, as neither fish nor good red meat"
-W.E.B. Griffin p-591 (Blood and Honor)

Parting of the red sea 

Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze
Parting of the red sea by Andi March 7, 2005
A deluded liverpool fan who attacks other liverpool fans for questioning the club, branding them fake fans and telling them to go support someone else.

A top red believes liverpool are incapable of doing wrong and that all of our players and academy players are the best in the world.

They will get incredibly annoyed and insecure when you question them and will usually respond with something good about the club which is entirely unrelated to the topic at hand.
Normal LFC fan: I don't understand why top reds don't question fsg.
Top red: f**k you c**t fake fan go support someone else FSG uber alles you FIFA virgin
Top Red by FF29 June 5, 2020