Definitions by FF29
Facebook Doctor
A person, usually the tin foil hat or university of life type, who bases their medical opinions on minimal credibility sources on Facebook rather than listening to the advice of actual medical professionals.
They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.
They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.
Facebook Doctor by FF29 October 13, 2020
Fbft
A section of Twitter (specifically FT or Football Twitter) which consists of absolute dangers who beg for follow backs (hence the FB) and spout garbage including their football opinions, which for the most part are absolutely terrible, and spouting offensive tweets including mocking disasters or people's appearances, despite 99% of FBFT having never shown their face. 99% have also never communicated with a woman who isn't their mother.
Their football AVIs and handles give them anonymity which means they can say whatever they want without consequence. It is advised not to engage with such creatures.
It is important to note they do not represent the whole footballing community.
Their football AVIs and handles give them anonymity which means they can say whatever they want without consequence. It is advised not to engage with such creatures.
It is important to note they do not represent the whole footballing community.
Sunday League
Amateur football typically played on Sunday mornings which consists of a low standard of pretty much everything including players, quality of football, referees, coaches and pitches.
Most sunday league games consist of players missing sitters, delivering obscenely bad tackles and being hungover from Saturday night all whilst playing on a pitch that is soaked in rain and mud. The tactical genius of the managers extends to unique phrases such as "man on" and "pass and move".
All in all an enjoyable pastime despite all of the broken legs.
Most sunday league games consist of players missing sitters, delivering obscenely bad tackles and being hungover from Saturday night all whilst playing on a pitch that is soaked in rain and mud. The tactical genius of the managers extends to unique phrases such as "man on" and "pass and move".
All in all an enjoyable pastime despite all of the broken legs.
Sunday League by FF29 September 14, 2020
Armchair Expert
Someone who acts like they know the ins and outs of a sport despite never having actually participated in it and having accrued all of their knowledge of the game from watching matches on TV.
Armchair experts typically criticise players way too harshly or referees/umpires for decisions that are very hard to get right, even though most armchair experts would fail to run 100 metres without passing out.
Armchair experts typically criticise players way too harshly or referees/umpires for decisions that are very hard to get right, even though most armchair experts would fail to run 100 metres without passing out.
Man 1: "How is he not getting to that ball?!"
Man 2: "There's no way he can possibly get to that, you're such an armchair expert.
Man 2: "There's no way he can possibly get to that, you're such an armchair expert.
Armchair Expert by FF29 September 12, 2020
Doing a Fulham
In association football, doing a Fulham is getting promoted from the Second Division and spending a load of money on transfers only to go straight back down.
Doing a Fulham by FF29 July 23, 2020
MikeLUHGv7
A Manchester United account on Twitter who for some reason hates everything about Manchester United due to the Glazers' ownership.
He recently got ratioed heavily on Twitter by Manchester United player Andreas Pereira after he criticised his performances.
It is unknown whether this guy is a troll or not as his account is pretty much anonymous.
He recently got ratioed heavily on Twitter by Manchester United player Andreas Pereira after he criticised his performances.
It is unknown whether this guy is a troll or not as his account is pretty much anonymous.
MikeLUHGv7 by FF29 July 6, 2020