9 definitions by FF29

Person 1: I think arsenal are better than Man United
Person 2: Stfu u biased cunt
Person 1: cdv
by FF29 January 1, 2020
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A person, usually the tin foil hat or university of life type, who bases their medical opinions on minimal credibility sources on Facebook rather than listening to the advice of actual medical professionals.

They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.
I saw some dumbass facebook doctor saying masks were brought in so the government can control us
by FF29 October 13, 2020
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A section of Twitter (specifically FT or Football Twitter) which consists of absolute dangers who beg for follow backs (hence the FB) and spout garbage including their football opinions, which for the most part are absolutely terrible, and spouting offensive tweets including mocking disasters or people's appearances, despite 99% of FBFT having never shown their face. 99% have also never communicated with a woman who isn't their mother.

Their football AVIs and handles give them anonymity which means they can say whatever they want without consequence. It is advised not to engage with such creatures.

It is important to note they do not represent the whole footballing community.
Ffs, I've got fbft virgins in my mentions again
by FF29 September 28, 2020
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In association football, doing a Fulham is getting promoted from the Second Division and spending a load of money on transfers only to go straight back down.
"With all this money Villa are spending it would be hilarious if they start doing a fulham"
by FF29 July 23, 2020
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When a reply to a tweet gets more likes than the tweet it was replying to, usually indicating the unpopularity or stupidity of the original tweet
Damn you got 12 likes and his reply got 271 likes? He totally ratioed you bro
by FF29 July 7, 2020
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Someone who acts like they know the ins and outs of a sport despite never having actually participated in it and having accrued all of their knowledge of the game from watching matches on TV.

Armchair experts typically criticise players way too harshly or referees/umpires for decisions that are very hard to get right, even though most armchair experts would fail to run 100 metres without passing out.
Man 1: "How is he not getting to that ball?!"
Man 2: "There's no way he can possibly get to that, you're such an armchair expert.
by FF29 September 12, 2020
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A Manchester United account on Twitter who for some reason hates everything about Manchester United due to the Glazers' ownership.

He recently got ratioed heavily on Twitter by Manchester United player Andreas Pereira after he criticised his performances.

It is unknown whether this guy is a troll or not as his account is pretty much anonymous.
'The Glazers just said they wont sell Manchester United, I bet MikeLUHGv7 is fuming'
by FF29 July 6, 2020
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