Granny Penis 

When a man wipes the reminence of urine off the tip of his penis with toilet paper and is left with a full head of white, resembling a grandmother’s freshly curled fro.

Yo bro! Check out Jake. He’s got some serious granny penis going on. Nice move hahah.

Granny Penis by Shiloh Plasterworth July 10, 2018

Polite Penis

An average sized, unoffensive looking penis. He's kind, considerate, and doesn't boast about his ego.

"Tyreese isn't like the other guys, he only has a polite penis."

Polite Penis by Wittypoet September 24, 2018

Wumbo Penis 

A very large, muscular, girthy, and elongated Penis or Cock

WOW! Jimmy that's one wumbo penis.

Wumbo Penis by One Gurdy Boi October 30, 2018

shooting penis 

A term describing online gaming frustration.

'Man I feel like I'm shooting penises, gah!'

shooting penis by masterodeat November 6, 2018

Brocks Penis 

Fucking miniscule

Brocks penis is so small you need a microscope to see it

Brocks Penis by Blazikensepukku November 15, 2018

Tree penis

A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.

Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis

Tree penis by Poseidonskid November 24, 2018

father penis

Similar to dad dick, a complete and utter dominance of one party over another.

UMBC father penised UVA in the tourney last year.

father penis by a someewhat smart guy January 2, 2019