Fart in the piss

Making a bad situation worse

"did you see Steve started a fight at Jimmy's funeral?"

"yeah a true fart in the piss there"

by ScottPiggott April 9, 2023

fart beard

The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).

Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.

by mfrogz June 30, 2015

fart knuckle

When you catch a whiff of your unwashed hands and they smell like ass.

Can you give me some hand sanitizer, friendo? I've got a bad case of fart knuckle.

by BuckBuck McGee June 20, 2025

Lava farts

An enhanced version of energy farts, only possible by drinking coffee and redbull at the same time with ADHD.

Don't do that! You'll get the case of lava farts!

by ILikeTofus May 31, 2022

Piss fart

When your pissing and you still have more piss to piss, but then you fart and the pressure is released so you cant piss anymore

Damn bro, my massive piss was just ruined by a piss fart

by The poop-dealer July 7, 2021

pillow fart

when u make a pillow fort and someone dutch ovens it and it smells so rancid and nasty like rotten eggs.

Aw man! Who pillow farted?!?!?! it smells bad! evacuate!

by bigblacklady(bbl) May 3, 2024

Fart Framing

When you are at the store with your girl, you hide around the corner so it looks like she's alone in the aisle and you let one rip.

I was at the Big Lots and my bf was fart framing me again. Everybody totally thought I was the one ripping ass.

by PedoBlaster November 28, 2019