Polite Penis

An average sized, unoffensive looking penis. He's kind, considerate, and doesn't boast about his ego.

"Tyreese isn't like the other guys, he only has a polite penis."

Polite Penis by Wittypoet September 24, 2018

Wumbo Penis 

A very large, muscular, girthy, and elongated Penis or Cock

WOW! Jimmy that's one wumbo penis.

Wumbo Penis by One Gurdy Boi October 30, 2018

shooting penis 

A term describing online gaming frustration.

'Man I feel like I'm shooting penises, gah!'

shooting penis by masterodeat November 6, 2018

Brocks Penis 

Fucking miniscule

Brocks penis is so small you need a microscope to see it

Brocks Penis by Blazikensepukku November 15, 2018

Tree penis

A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.

Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis

Tree penis by Poseidonskid November 24, 2018

father penis

Similar to dad dick, a complete and utter dominance of one party over another.

UMBC father penised UVA in the tourney last year.

father penis by a someewhat smart guy January 2, 2019

Meanus penis 

Doing something very mean with your penis while captioning it with the text (meanus penis) like stirring up a drink with your penis maybe even add a tea bag optional

Watch as I stir my friends drink and ejaculate seman also before he drinks it taking pictures of it using hashtag#meanus penis

Meanus penis by Admiral radman February 8, 2019