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bumper nuts 

Imitation bull's ball made of chromed steel or colored plastic, that are hung from the rear bumper of pick up trucks and sport utility vehicles. See see bumper balls
Ihung some chrome bumper nuts on my f-350 dually.
bumper nuts by bumperman March 21, 2005
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clag nuts 

Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wiping.
Hey Barri, how was your date last night?
Well we had a great meal, the movie was top, we went back to mine and he was just going down on me when he spotted some clag nuts. How I wish I'd used the bidet!
clag nuts by MisterE July 16, 2008

candice nuts fit in yo mouth 

a joke where someone says hey do you know Candice or I'm going to Candice's house and more

when they say whos Candice or something else with Candice you say Candice nuts fit in yo mouth.
hey john you know candice. whos candice? CANDICE NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH

Nutsniff 

The act of a male sticking his hand down his pants after a long day and sniffing it. The smell is usually not known to be pleasant.
Dude, I totally caught Mike nutsniffing while playing WoW! What a nutsniffer!
Nutsniff by B-Fed February 10, 2007

Dry nuts 

I think Tyler has dry nuts, he hasn't had sex in forever
Dry nuts by SpicySausageQueen2214 January 6, 2017

Nutless Dick Sac 

The occurrence of being born without testicles in your scrotum sac but instead the gist of the sac is permeated with a magnum sized dong.
Joseph's roommate dropped his shower towel to reveal a perfectly shaped nutless dick sac.

Every time i tug on my nutless dick sac it fills with more liquid.

After I knocked Rich out i tea-bagged him with my nutless dick sac.
Nutless Dick Sac by jcash2 January 21, 2010