Balls hitchinski

When you are trying to get a pay rise off your boss

When mike metzki talks to the boss his balls hitchinski

by BOLTZWAGON May 28, 2018

ultimate hitchhiker

when two thumbs enter the anis of you or another person you have been hichchiked.

ol boy was caught on get 69 getting the ultimate hitchhiker

by jay big daddy w June 15, 2018

Tally Hitter

When you have to punish it without pleasuring it.

You’ve been a bad girl, so I’m going to Tally Hit your down under.

When she’s been a bad girl, you just have to Tally Hitter.

by a52martinez June 26, 2018

Grammer hitler

A person who attempts to do away with 1 word. A word genocide commited by someone.

She said that she doesn't like the word "cunt" and thinks no one should ever say it again. She's such a grammer Hitler.

by Grammer Hitler July 28, 2018

Hike-Hitler

A very experienced hiker, usually by norwegian origin, with very strong opinions on how to do things right ( their way).

We met a real hike-hitler yesterday.

by Jyboen August 5, 2018

allyson hitchon

The best thing to ever happen to anyone who has ever lived. She brightens up the room whenever she walks in, and things get bleak when she is gone. She is smart, funny, a tomboy but is obsessed with makeup, and is the most beautiful, sexy, adorable, and drop dead gorgeous person to ever exist. She has been and always will make people happy. When she smiles, the whole world stops and stares for awhile. If you ever get the chance to call an Allyson Hitchon yours, act upon it. She is amazing in every way, and anyone is lucky to have her in their life.

"Man, i wish Allyson Hichon was my girl!"
"She is so attractive"
Allyson Hitchon is an adorable person

by Insert witty username October 9, 2018

Angry Hitchhiker

When thumb a girls ass like you really need a lift to two states away

When she met me for the date, she had no idea I was an angry hitchhiker

by The International Meatpickle November 20, 2018