CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
Get the Cat Distribution Systemmug. A race of highly intelligent animals that will takeover the world (some countries have already been taken).
by BigBillTheDuck February 20, 2022
Get the Catsmug. In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.
This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?
by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021
Get the Cat got your thumb?mug. “Dude, we finally did anal on the camping trip last weekend!”
“Bro, where the hell did you get lube in the middle of a forest?!”
“Nah man, we just dry catted it.”
“Bro, where the hell did you get lube in the middle of a forest?!”
“Nah man, we just dry catted it.”
by durtyharry September 2, 2023
Get the Dry Catmug. 
by ohmyohmyihavefoundyounigger September 21, 2021
Get the catsmug. Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce
by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021
Get the Cat Noncemug.