Woncthing

To brush one's hair with a cat brush.

Tommy was in the corner Woncthing his fair hair.

by CoconutHead August 10, 2012

wonkout

(noun)

1. a bug in code during development of an application

2. to malfunction or break

3. to not function properly or function imperfectly

There was a wonkout while testing the application where a field would not retain the data.

by Buck the Establishment June 13, 2012

Wonk

Lame, stupid, pathetic, not cool. The opposite of "Chill".

Z: Did you see that? That's way wonk.
G: I know, dude. So not chill!

by iiiggg1 November 27, 2014

Wonk

Flatulence that unintentionally erupts from your urethra. Can be in sudden short bursts or in long trails of gas.

Person 1: "Dude did you just wonk?"
Person 2: "Nah man it wasn't me I swear!"
Person 1: "Man you just farted out your dick!"

by Dav131 December 2, 2014

wonkous

to be extremely wonky

She had ridiculously large wonkous feet.

by Deeka Itsy April 22, 2016

wanktention

The most important kind of attention - the one you give to a picture/video/thought of somebody while wanking.

Damn, did you see that booty? This gurl just got my complete wanktention.

by Rukm September 8, 2016

Wonker Jonker

Phrase meaning fucked up or janky object, place or being. Also used as wonky jonky, wonky jonk, or wonker jonkers. Originating in Columbus, Ohio

The soap dispenser is all wonker jonkers.

by e you know June 30, 2016