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urbandictionary 

A place where little pre teens look up words beccause they want to look hip and know what every slang word means.
Rob: You're such a poseur, you fake punk rocker.
Tiff: NUH UH! URBANDICTIONARY TOLD ME PUNK IS AVRIL LAVIGNE!!
Rob: Douche bag...
Tiff: NUH UH!! -runs off to check urban dictionary for definition on Douche bag, and indeed realizes she is one.-
urbandictionary by manthurr. November 1, 2006
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urbandictionary.com 

a site for people at school or at home if they have nothing better to do which would be sad . to add insults about gay people
go to urbandictionary.com and define goarlmas
urbandictionary.com by STEVEDAVE December 9, 2003

urbandicksuckingeditors 

This is to the editors of urban dictionary that choose gay ass words to put on their website. Every time I see the word of the day in my e-mail I want to kill a litter of kittens. A bunch of unfair hippy ass liberals prick fucktards. you will allow words in to hate on republicans but when I try to post something about liberals you reject it... fuck you to the 2nd power x pie, kiss these nuts ya panzy ass dirty queefs. If I ever see one of you yellow belly, flip flop wearing, man purse holding, liberal arts college drop outs, I will beam you in the head with a taylormade iron.
reject this if your gay, urbandicksuckingeditors.

urbandictionary.com 

A website I found when I did a search for 'urban slang' so I can understand what the heck today's black youth are talking and singing about.
What does shizzle, hizzle, fizzle or whatever mean? Maybe I can find out at urbandictionary.com...
urbandictionary.com by MD August 8, 2004

urbandict it 

suggesting somebody to search a word on urbandictionary.com to find the true definition. this is only used when the word is obvious or just too graphic to say out loud.
Brittany: last night, Michael texted me and said he was going to give me a Strawberry Shortcake. I told him that I couldn't wait because OMG i love strawberry shortcakes. yummy! Courtney: OMG!!! ROTFL! urbandict it you stupid Bitch
urbandict it by Pimp in the Box February 13, 2009

Urbandictionary Game 

A game where the purpose is to find words that have no sexual definitions on Urbandictionary; if your word has a sexual definition in it you are out.
Kevv is playing the Urbandictionary Game
Kevv chooses the word 'Laptop'
"laptop" 1. Mobile porn. | Rumored to be used for school or work...
Kevv is out

Urbandicting yourself

Using urban dictionary.com and some bots to upvote your name to enter the street jargon. The process involves adding a grand eulogy against a proper name like Jack or Tyron or Jenny. Some times it can be used to say shitty stuff against your nemesis. Use bots to upvote it. Other Jacks, Jennys and Tyrons will also upvote in sometime.
You can be urbandicting yourself like following examples

Jenny

An amazing, beautiful, caring, creative girl. She is the epitome of a goddess, and anyone would kill to have her. She can do anything she sets her mind to, and she's wonderful.
Wow! Jenny's pretty awesome.

Jack

A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.

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He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.

But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.

Jack is the sexiest guy ever

Jack

Jack is the name for a boy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, caring, has beautiful eyes, dresses to kill, and will make you feel like you are the luckiest person on the face of the planet. However, watch out. You may lose track of time just sitting in his bed cuddling for hours. If you meet a Jack, consider yourself the luckiest person on the face of the planet. That, and he's an amazing kisser.
That boy, Jack, is so amazing.