man unicorn

More rare than a female unicorn… All-female unicorns search for this rare man who is part powerful and part too good looking to look at. Male unicorns are most famous for their incredible kissing abilities and ability to attract any unicorn they so desire.

Well that Andrew sure is a man unicorn… I am so jealous.

by Alhgator April 19, 2017

Unicorn kiss

When a person (usually an exotic entertainer) places an amount of glitter into his/her rectum and then flatulates a sparkling cloud onto another person. This service is usually performed for a fee in addition to the normal tip.

"Scott" got a unicorn kiss from the cowboy at Gloria's on his bachelor party, but he was so drunk, he still doesn't' know.

by m24b September 1, 2011

unicorn porn

shit that is never going to happen

Q: have you heard the latest unicorn porn?
A: what is it?
Q: they say on fox news that obama is going to hand over power to the king of england.

by theo_ny April 25, 2009

Unicorn dust

Dust you scrape off unicorns with a blade hand crafted by the jawas from Star Wars. This dust is very valuable and is worth around 23 Kraken teeth per Gram! You can snort it to become a unicorn for about 12 hours, or use it to teleport anywhere between 12 and 144 miles depending on the quality.

The ginger wanted to get the unicorn dust, but he was saddened to find out he was allergic.

by Jawen July 8, 2014

unicorn hole

Not so different than one's corn hole, only referring to a Unicorn's corn hole. Spewing rainbows & other fantasy type ish.

He was on cloud 9 to the extent he felt magical enough to get it in the unicorn hole.

by GlazeHer May 22, 2016

unicorn juice

A mystical jumbo load full of hot sticky dick gravy. (The only human load that has ever been described as unicorn juice worthy is the mass quantity OF YOGURT SLING that adult film star Peter North generates.)

If Jennifer Anniston sucked my meat she would get a cream geyser down her throat that would compare to the coveted and evasive "Unicorn Juice".

by JUICED UNICORN February 23, 2015

bronze unicorn

during intercourse, one partner poops into their hand and puts the log of excrement onto the other partner's forehead at a 45 degree angle, creating a makeshift horn.

"last night with becky, i totally gave her a bronze unicorn. she got so mad to have poop on her face."

by clairedynamo June 9, 2009