Fun unit

A measurement of fun.

Today's episode of happy days was great it was 50 fun units.

by Dick Assman September 29, 2009

Lumpster Uniform

A outfit of clothing that is worn by a person at least 3-4 time per week not because it is required by their profession, but because they're lazy and grody.

Person1- Goddamn I see that kid all the time always wearing his Lumpster Uniform.
Person2- Yeah that sumbitch is a grody fuck.

by SteamrollerStanley October 16, 2009

Trash University

An imaginary school where someone is said to go if they are really bad at something, generally a sport or activity. Often shortened to TU.

"Hey do you know if Trent's any good at ping pong?"
"Nah, he belongs at Trash University."

by Runiversity March 30, 2016

Cowboy Unit

Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.

Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!

by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018

Clown University

The highest place of education for anyone who has the possibility to be a clown

Person 1: OMG I GOT INTO CLOWN UNIVERSITY

Person 2: OMG SAME HERE
Person 3: I wish I did I’m just not enough of a clown
Person 1+2: Did we fucking ask

by wxllxxmx December 17, 2019

advanced unity

advanced unity is the best ship to ever exist, they are what happens when best friends fall in love with eachother. they talk to eachother every day and are always goofy together. they are always the prettiest couple in the room and they always make everyone say “damn bro, i wish i had a relationship like that”. they are always there for eachother and love eachother unconditionally. they would kiss each other any chance they get and they are deeply and permanently in love. K+A <3

“damn there goes them cuties with advanced unity , i really wish i had true love like that. That’s that if SZA, j.cole, and giveon made a song together type beauty”

by fresh and fly, gotta be kai February 18, 2021

pile of electronics university

Archrival team of the CGNU Dumples. They are basically just a pile of electronics. They always lose because The Cheat beats the shit out of them with a golf club.

The Dumples just owned Pile of Electronics University...again.

by Marcus Reed October 7, 2006