tonkpils

Store bought sleeping pills.

Man, I just took two tonkpils, I'm about to be knocked.

by Reilove February 27, 2008

rip torn

To get excessively drunk.

I went to the club last night and we got rip torn.

by sonic death monkey November 6, 2003

Pink Tornado

During a girls period, drain her period blood into a container. Then the male is put head first into the toilet, with his feet in the air, getting his cock sucked while she poors the period blood over his face.

I was dateing this punk chick until she decided it was time for a pink tornado.

by Xantheli May 8, 2006

tornado

a sexual move, typically performed while facing each other, where the couple rolls over as a unit while maintaining insertion. not to be confused with the alligator fuckhouse, which involves biting as well.

Dude, it was so kinky, we did the tornado across her entire bedroom floor!

by Terridactyl August 22, 2009

Tornado Kick

A Tornado Kick is pretty much a controlled chaos. it is a martial arts kick (TaeKwonDo) in which the artist turns 360 degrees and delivers a crushing blow to the opponents head.

guy who thinks hes tough: Hey dude wanna fight?

TaeKwonDo artist: No thats ok. i dont like fighting.

tough guy: *takes a swing at him*

TaeKwonDO: *blocks punch and knocks him on his ass by a tornado kick*

tough guy:*struggles to his feet, spits out some blood and teeth, and walks away crying to his mommy*

by IrritatedPsycho February 14, 2009

tonk

A nickaname for the medium sized shorthaired cat breed known as Tonkinese which is a cross between a siamese and burmese cat. They are very intelligent, curious, playful and very affectionate towards people. Tonks vary in coat pattern depending on their colors: Blue, champagne, natural, and platinum.

"I own two tonks"
"tonks are the best cats ever"

by Arikins August 11, 2007

TONK

The sound made when a "mojado" is thumped over the head while attempting to flee the patrullero's!

Dave Robison used to date a tonk from H-18 for approximately 6 months, until Senor Russell apprehended him with six bags of flour tortilla's and 14 water jugs under his front porch. BAD DAVE!

by Goose Green February 27, 2005