Tool Zone

Pronunciation: (tual-zown)
Noun:
1) The very pit bottom of the relationship hierarchy where a girl considering a guy to be a friend would be consider an insult to her well being.

2) A female that befriends a guy and misleads him into thinking that they are friends but her ulterior motive is that she is using him for academics.

Zak: "I think I am in the friends zone with Emily"
Vladmir: "Nah, you are only in the tool zone.."
Zak: "Why do you say that"
Vladmir:" She only comes to you for Calculus problem sets"

by Steiner Ruttenghen August 3, 2012

Tool Up

The act of acquiring firearms to go to war with a rival Gang, Crew, Set etc.

Used often in the series "The Wire"

Drug Dealer: Look man, all I'm saying if I'm gonna take you're package, split me and be fair. I got to pay all my people the same, and here you're upping the price on me.

Marlo Stanfield: Pay you're people less.

Drug Dealer: They my people, though.

Marlo Stanfield: Then short yourself... Split is 60/40. If you want better? You need to Tool Up and wait for Chris, Snoop, and the rest of my people, come pay a call on you're people.

Snoop: We will be brief with all you motherfuckers, I think you know.

Drug Dealer: A'ight. (Drug dealers walks away to go tool up).

by M I N N September 22, 2010

Tool Hour

The hour after school when every guy goes to the gym.

Seems to be tool hour at Cardinal, look at all the douchebags.

Let's go find a slam piece at Cardinal, before tool hour starts.

by Stavi Hoss January 6, 2012

tool store

the worst of all the "tools"
since a tool is better than a toolbox, and a toolshed is worse than a toolbox then a tool store is the worst of all of them

Man that Kevin is really a tool store!

by ferrdog April 9, 2008

Tool Stool

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Tool Stool.

by Nicholas A.B. June 30, 2008

tool factory

Someone incredibly lame. More stupid than a tool, even more stupid than a tool box, and way, way more stupid than a tool shed.

Carson Daly became even more stupid that he passed tool shed status and became a tool factory.

by ceterisparibus December 3, 2005

tool tank

A colorful tank top generally worn by annoying and obnoxious whiteboys who think they are god's gift to earth and need to wear a WESC tank top with vans and skinny jeans everywhere they go. The tool tank is only 1 step above a wife-beater and tools often think that because tool tanks cost $24.99 that they are fashionable and cool.

These tool tanks usually have colorful stripes so the tool makes sure he is noticed by everyone, also making it easier for his douchebaggery to be noticed by fellow tools.

Tools can often be seen wearing tool tanks in frat houses, on the beach, or riding around in their F150s as they roam around the 909.

Jim: "Look at that frat jerk off wearing that tool tank"
Ryan: "What a fucking tool"

by 1lastthingandPrimo October 30, 2010