Themself

An English word that for some damn reason sounds incorrect to our brain, is not listed as a word, gets spellchecked, but yet is perfectly correct grammar-wise.

Why it's not an officially recognized word (while its plural form is) is beyond me.

For example, in the sentence "the Church themself stated that...", the Church is a single entity and therefore can be used in its singular form.

Guy 1: You know what's even more stupid than Elon's tweets?

Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: The fact that themself is not officially recognized as a word.
Guy 2: Frfr bro

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 4, 2023

Their Allowing Themselves To Be Canceled

No. They aren't. This is just more narcissistic "You did this to yourself!" speak.

Dumb whore "Their allowing themselves to be canceled."

Hym "Noooo... You're using boycotts and the threat of associate shunning as a means to deplatform the tranny. That's not 'them doing it to themselves' and, no, they don't need to apologize for shit you toothless old bitch. And that is exactly what it is. It's elitist gatekeeping from old frauds who ran out of ideas decades ago. I'm not what you are. All you have to do to get an LLC is take a test. I'm one of the greatest minds of all time. I will soon surpass Shakespeare. All this is just conservatives trying to re-assert ideological control over a population that tried to cast them aside. Now, instead of 1 ideological gun, there are 2."

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Leftists "Bend to our will or be impoverished!!!"

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Theocrats "Act out some form of perennialist, collectivist dogma or be impoverished!!! Not that one!!! Pick a dogma of which I approve or be enslaved!!!"

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

themanwithnohead

A old username for a man with a incredibly large frinch, which makes the holder look like he ran into a wall had high speeds, He more recently goes by with the name wizzy weasel or mrs nunn.

"hey look its the user formerly known as themanwithnohead"

by theswissofcheese September 14, 2003

Theistician

The variety of religious-types who want to push their religions onto others via visits to your home or work; those who call you on the phone, send emails, etc., to try and change your religion to theirs. Or those who want to talk incessantly about their religion to you by calling, emailing, or visiting you without having been invited to do so.

Theisticians can be identified fairly easily. Typically two young men (usually two, sometimes more) nicely dressed in suits and ties - usually on foot - visit your home even though you have a "No Solicitors" sign posted (right by the doorbell, no less). When the sign is brought to their attention, they say, "We're not soliciting, we're not selling anything, we are giving/bringing you the word of God".

by Pink Gurl October 4, 2011

Them hoes CLEAN

when your eyebrows are looking fine as hell, usually used right after you get your eyebrows done.

"DAMN Jessica, them hoes CLEAN!"

by sister.winchester May 8, 2018

TheMainAttraction

Musicain Celebrity Famous Rapper

Kenneth Dixon is TheMainAttraction.

by UrbanWiki0175 October 30, 2018

Theismanned

Having received or given an injury a la the career-ending injury that Joe Theismann received.

Person 1: Did you see that?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Allen Hurns was Theismanned!

Person 2: 😧
Person 3: Who Theismanned him?
Person 1: I don't know. I just saw the clip.

by NickidewbearTwo January 5, 2019