Chucky egg

BASICALLY, chucky egg is a boiled egg in a mug chopped up into tiny pieces then butter, salt and pepper is added.

OH MAN, i could really do with some chucky egg right about now.

by Ilovechuckyegg December 25, 2010

Scottish egg

The act of striking a woman's breasts with a wicker basket in order to produce a tartan pattern, as on a Scottish kilt.

"honey, if you don't shut that god damned mouth, I am going to give you a few Scottish eggs!"

"I met this girl last night who begged me to give her a Scottish egg!"

by giverofscottisheggs February 4, 2009

cream eggs

Chocolate covered cream in the shape of an egg.

Eggzample: Cadburys cream eggs.

by Skellyscribbles April 29, 2006

Egg Bollock

When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.

"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"

by smith.spark March 9, 2019

Goose egg

When a male pulls his nut through his shorts

He showed me his goose egg in class

by TheGoatwhisperer September 18, 2018

Sex with eggs

Chinese slang for duck

I am going to a pet shop to buy sex with eggs

by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021

Sweet Eggs

Crack open 3 eggs into a bowl
5 tablespoons of sugar
Let sit for 6 hours in the hot sun
Put in freezer for 10 hours
Cook for 5 minutes at 500 degrees
Put in lukewarm water until thawed
Pour into toaster oven and see if it works
If it doesn't then that's too bad

Hey, want some sweet eggs?

by wut888 March 29, 2019