blowing a clown

To announce something in a public forum (such as facebook) that is shocking and probably untrue for the sake of garnering attention.

"Anne posted on her page that IRS is after her for back taxes and she's going to jail for 15 years--even though she's only 17. That girl is an expert at blowing a clown."

by Berengariathefirst September 7, 2013

Blow Darting

When a girl takes a Tooth pick, and blows it down the urethra of a man.

"I heard you were Aztec, wanna try Blow Darting me?"

by Carter Grohall December 4, 2021

blow monger

someone who frequently sucks dick

that girl who goes to our school is a blow monger

by how about nooooo January 29, 2010

Blow-Motion

When you get a promotion at your job however some aspect of it "Blows" such as getting paid less, crappy office (such as it being awkwardly placed, small, and or under construction), having to work longer or all of the above. The Blow part results in people saying "This Blows" When things are bad or worse then before.

Paul: So do you like your new promotion?
John: Well I get paid less, My Office is right next to the freeway, and I have to work for 18 hours a day.
Paul: Oh that Blows
John: Yep I got a blow-motion.

by Theblackness September 14, 2009

Te-Blow

When a chick gets down on one knee to blow your. Like being T-boned.... BUT BETTER!

After she lost the bet i made her get down and Te-blow me

by the Master Bitch! January 1, 2012

Chucky Blow

Overly ambitious oral sex giver gags and vomits on his cock or in her pussy then continues to give enthusiastic oral.

Giving him a Chucky Blow.

by Phillth69 January 8, 2015

colon blows

To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).

Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.

by whiplash72 January 20, 2015