slicker than owl shit

cool, neat-o; an amplified version of "slick"

Dude, that new suit is slicker than owl shit.

by headth August 22, 2011

Better you than me

used to say that you are happy because somebody has to do something hard, boring. another way of saying is
rather you than me .(ban hay hon toi roi,ban gioi hon toi roi.)

A: I am going to paint the ouside of the house this weekend.
B: better you than me - that is a big job.

by MichaeltranUSA November 1, 2017

Colder than a witches tit

When it is so cold outside that even the coldest and meanest of evil witches develope a nipple errection that is so hard and pointed that you could cut glass with it or poke someone's eye out with it

It's colder than a witches title outside

by CowboyDave December 17, 2016

More Issues Than Vogue

When you imply that your amount of issues (problems) are greater than the amount of issues (magazine articles) the famous magazine company, Vogue has.

Girl: "ugh there's so much homework and errands"
Boy: "wow, you must have more issues than vogue"
Girl: "I know right!"

by beep bop 55 January 10, 2015

better red than dead

It is a play on words of "better dead than red" so it means that you would rather be a communist then to die as a non-communist.

Man, its better red than dead if it means i wont get my head blown off

by Emmsy724 December 30, 2009

hotter than Texas in July

describing an extremely attractive woman

Wow, man, that chick is hotter than Texas in July!

by Woody Thomas August 30, 2008

more-than-friends request

an attempt to rekindle an old relationship using a social networking site like Facebook.

"I heard from Jason the other day."
"Oh, did he send you a more-than-friends request?"

by reneerat January 7, 2009