Stonehill College

Stonehill High is located in Easton MA, where you are unable to find one off campus house or party or bar, where cops have not already infiltrated the premises the second before you arrived. The male species on this campus would rather marinate in a sausage fest on the weekend than invite girls over. If they do in fact invite the girls over, you may find yourself naked in his bed the following morning. DON'T BE ALARMED, every single person on this campus and their mother already knows. Now this may seem bad for the girl but the boy is now off limits to the rest of the female population because every girl is somehow connected to the next. Aside from hooking up, stonehill students get as drunk as possible to forget that they are in a 12x12 room with 100 freshman grinding and sweating off the layers of make up that they put on 4 hours ago when they got ready to wait around and "find out whats going on." The academics here at stonehill are based on cheating and resubmitting your friends papers who have already taken the class. If you are failing a class, go cry to your professor and they will come up with 10 new extra credit options and you will wind up with an A. Don't forget, you can't skip classes because attendance is 50% of your grade and there are only 15 other kids in your class, you will receive an email from your professor asking if you're okay. If this doesn't tickle your pickle, Stonehill High also holds 3 dances in the gymnasium along side a pep rally.

"Should I apply to stonehill college?"
"If you didn't attend a public high school, yes"

by BeatBoxluver3000 November 5, 2018

Stone Hill Middle School

Stone Hill Middle School is located in Ashburn Virginia also known as “CASHburn”, where if your house cost less than $500,000 then it’s considered “ghetto”. This school is full of curry munching try hard cunts. The students here normally cry there faces off when receiving below a 97 on a math test. It’s a hard life to be a while kid at stone hill because you must get all A’s and B’s or or considered slow. Let’s not forget stone hills famous line “OFF AND AWAY” were if you have your phone out it gets taken away by the school for three whole weeks!!! Also, our nutty eighth grade civics teacher and previous stripper hold a nice place in stone hills staff.

Ben: “you go to Stone Hill Middle School?”

Mark: “more like stone hell”

by AvocadoTANKS!! January 27, 2019

stone over

When you smoke so much weed or some amazing weed and you wake up the next morning your still high.

Yah man, after that fat sack last night I woke up this mornin with a stone over.

by G dubs May 17, 2006

Stoned

1. The highest form of "spacing out" known to man, normally comes after smoking enough marijuana.

2. The third part in a three part cycle during the smoking of marijuana/pot (buzzed, high, stoned). Generally the weirdest point, where even the lines dividing lanes on the road can become the most interesting thing you've ever seen. Also that can be included as side effects random laughing, munchies, and just overall spaced out.

1. I was so stoned that I just stared at the T.V. for 3 hours straight not realizing what the fuck was going on around me.

2. "Yo, Tim did you get stoned man?"

"Hellz yeah, I couldn't help but stare at your family portrait for two hours while just sporadically laughing my ass off. Damn that picture must have a spell on it or some shit."

3. "So like I was saying, wait, what was I saying?"

by RAWR...Lolz April 13, 2009

Stone the Crows

Shock, surprise, Awe

Stone the crows where did you come from. Or Stone the crows the plane crashed

by Byron February 7, 2004

Stoned

D: all of the above

When your friend is able to convince you hes a vampire so you beat him with a stick.

"no dude your not a fuckin vampire quit it... oh shit dude maybe you are wtf get the fuck away ahhh shit"

by one stonned ass motherfucker May 26, 2004

Stone Ridge

This school rocks so much it's not even funny. Everyone there is amazing! They're all brilliantly smart, great at sports, and gorgeous! This school has a beautiful campus, an amazing pool facility and Mr. A! What more could you ask for? Everyone goes to a good college, everyone is nice to each other, everyone is smart, ALL the guys' schools LOVE sr, and everyone there KICKS BOOTAYY!

SRgirl: I kick ass.
Visigirl: I'm a skank. (cries)
SRgirl: I still kick ass.
Holtongirl: I'm a bitch. (cries)
SRgirl:...I still kick ass.
NCSgirl: Hi. My name is Regina George! (gets hit by a bus)
SRgirl:...Once again... I still kick ass...
Madeiragirl: I can do anything better than ANY man!
SRgirl: You suck.
Madeiragirl:...But do I suck more than a MAN?
SRgirl:...No.
Madeiragirl: Dammit! (cries)
Hot guy1: Look a hot Stone Ridge girl!
Hot guy2: SHE'S MINE!
Hot guy1: You can have the NCS girl!
Hot guy2: She got hit by a bus!
(Hot guys start fighting over SR girl)

by '10 kicks ass December 28, 2005