Squirrel Peeking

When you have to poop and it's almost coming out.

Man, I really have squirrel peeking.

by Bathroom Humor April 18, 2010

squirrel day

A day when you start one thing, then get distracted by something else - repeatedly. Much like a squirrel that is busy hiding nuts then getting distracted and forgetting where it buried them.

I'm having a real squirrel day!

by viennabeo April 8, 2015

Squirrelling The Turd

The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.

John was stuck in traffic, so he was really squirrelling the turd.

by Pete1688 October 6, 2012

Raw Squirrel

Unprotected sex..male.. also see raw squeegy. Origin Richmond Virginia

I had sex with her raw squirrel

by SeanPea April 30, 2021

circus squirrel

A squirrel that walks across PowerLine as if they were a tightrope

Hey, looks at that circus squirrel! It must be a tightrope walker on the powerlines.

by Fat and Flirty December 12, 2016

Squirrel Juice

When you hit an energy drink / shot or multiple energy drinks / shots and you start feeling like you’re floating and crazy hyper. Or you feel crazy horny.

Yo Bro, I heist of hit some squirrel juice before we left cause I’m about to climb all over everything and those girls over there.

by Kangaroodick September 9, 2021

squirrel in the motor

The act of leaving a condom inside of another's rectum during anal sex, resulting in a surprised and dismayed facial expression.

"Heya, ah Henry, what are you doing in there in the bathroom? It sounds like you're blowing up a balloon?!?"
"No, uhhhh, I've got a squirrel in the motor. It looks like Casper's lips hanging out of your asshole."

by Tdawg94 January 2, 2019