the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen
Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?
Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up
squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population
Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up
squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population
by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021
when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”
by ppnoggins January 15, 2023
by natalieryan January 27, 2009
"Be Right Back Catching A Squirrel"
by Mr.Google April 29, 2015
by Squirrel_Nutkins September 13, 2010
The act of leaving a condom inside of another's rectum during anal sex, resulting in a surprised and dismayed facial expression.
"Heya, ah Henry, what are you doing in there in the bathroom? It sounds like you're blowing up a balloon?!?"
"No, uhhhh, I've got a squirrel in the motor. It looks like Casper's lips hanging out of your asshole."
"No, uhhhh, I've got a squirrel in the motor. It looks like Casper's lips hanging out of your asshole."
by Tdawg94 January 03, 2019
A day when you start one thing, then get distracted by something else - repeatedly. Much like a squirrel that is busy hiding nuts then getting distracted and forgetting where it buried them.
I'm having a real squirrel day!
by viennabeo April 08, 2015