squishness

The amount by which an object can be squished.

The squishness of Marty's drafting chair was enough to cushion his toosh!

by the cad teach September 18, 2014

squish the cat

working a vagina really hard

I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!

by vajunkguy October 26, 2014

Squash Belly

A person who possesses a belly that resembles the figure of a squash, which is proportioned larger at the bottom portion of the upper body than the upper section.

"Damn Chris, your squash belly is really sticking out from the bottom of your shirt, have you been eating mcdonalds again?"

by Ienjoipie July 1, 2015

squished twinkie

When your in a three way and one guys doing anal and the other one is receiving oral sex and the girl farts and burps at the same time making it look as if you have squished a twinkie.

"April really screwed us when she gave us that squished twinkie"

by Mcbeatty March 10, 2016

squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.

by Ranch Hand 69 July 14, 2016

squashify

(adverb) - To shorten a sentence or story in an instance

Class, may you please read the whole book and squashify it into a summary to present?

by thewordadder101 May 29, 2016

squashfoot

A form of saying 'don't squish my foot'

"I don't need no squashfoot!"

by itsthatoneirrelevantperson1 December 6, 2016